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Aik Pathan Passport Banwane gaya, <Br/> <Br/>Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao, <Br/> <Br/>Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia <Br/> <Br/>Officer., Khan SahaB apna N I C do, <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass.. <Br/> <Br/>Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.
ORIGINAL DON: <Br/>DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain <Br/> <Br/>magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin B hai <Br/> <Br/>Q K <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,
KaBhi KaBhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.
Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo <Br/> <Br/>Admi:Tamatar Khao <Br/>Bhikari: Roti DeDo <Br/> <Br/>Admi:Tamater Khao <Br/>Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?Kch Or Q Nhi? <Br/> <Br/>Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy <Br/>Kama-Kar-Khao
Raat ko Pocha Mujhse cHanD sitaron Ne, <Br/> <Br/>Tujhe BhuLa DiYa keYa Tere Jigri Yaron Ne, <Br/> <Br/>Mene B Muskurate Howe Keh diYa, <Br/> <Br/>Lage Honge Kamine BachiYan Phansane Main..
"Ek LARKI Ki DUA" <Br/> <Br/>Qasam Se Har Ek Larka Bhula DonGi, <Br/> <Br/>SaB hi Ki Tasverain Jala DonGi, <Br/> <Br/>Ek Tum hi Raho Gy Iss Dil Me ! <Br/> <Br/>Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DonGi
1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do <Br/>Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay Bahan Bhai hen <Br/>Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy aB 11 hen.
Teacher: <Br/>Bare hokr kiya Bano gye? <Br/>Pathan: <Br/>Mera Bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi Ban sakta jo chahta hy. <Br/>Teacher: <Br/>Kiya Banna chahty ho? <Br/>Pathan <Br/>"LADY DOCTOR"
Teri MohaBat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha <Br/> <Br/>Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi Ha <Br/> <Br/>DAWAT Karo Meri Magr Takleef Na Karna <Br/> <Br/>Mere Liye Bas <Br/>BiRYANi <Br/>QORMA <Br/>TiKA <Br/>or <Br/>PEPSI Hi Kafi Ha=)
Research K MutaBiq <Br/>Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada <Br/>Mehenti Hoti Hain... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyun k <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>100 Mein Say 5 Larkiyan Qudrati KhuBsurat Hoti Hain <Br/>aur Baqi <Br/>Apni Mehnat Say....:
(Bechara Mard) <Br/>Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, agar aurat se pit jaye to Buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to Beghairat, agar ghar se Bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nakara, Bachon ko dantay to jaBir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala. <Br/>Haaye Mard Bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.
Q: Wo Konsa Kutta Hai Jo Logon Ka Kho0n Chosta Hai Or paisy ki chamak Ka Boht Deewana Hai? <Br/>uska Name ''Z'' Se Start Hota Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Zentaier, <Br/>SOuth Africa Me Paya jata Hai. <Br/> <Br/>But I Like The Way You Think...