1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha,
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<Br/>PATHAN B Usse Dehaan Se Dekh Raha Tha,
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<Br/>Achanak 1 Tara Tuta,
<Br/>PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya."Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.
Nurse: MuBarak ho Khan sB ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
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<Br/>Khan sB: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
<Br/>B.V mere hospital me hai,
<Br/>aur Bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..
1 pathan Bhagte Bhagte ruk gaya..
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<Br/>Kyun?
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<Br/>Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
<Br/>tum B na
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In akhon se sapne churaya na karo
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<Br/>Hamari DOSTi ko azmaya na karo
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<Br/>Tumhare aik sms k Badle 100 calls kar doon
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<Br/>Par shart ye hy k tum fone uthaya na karo.
Identification of Student
<Br/>1.Books in Bag,FaisalaBad
<Br/>2.Books in hands,Sialkot
<Br/>3.Rolled Books in jeans,Lahore
<Br/>4.Without Books But moBile in hands,Karachi
<Br/>We Rock
Identification of Student
<Br/>1.Books in Bag,FaisalaBad
<Br/>2.Books in hands,Sialkot
<Br/>3.Rolled Books in jeans,Lahore
<Br/>4.Without Books But moBile in hands,Karachi
<Br/>We Rock
Teri sorat
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<Br/>arz kya hay k
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<Br/>teri sorat...
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<Br/>Teri sorat mere dil mai kuch is tra se Bus gai
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<Br/>Jese chotay say drwazay main moti anti phas gai..
Beemar shohar:
<Br/>MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..
<Br/>Biwi: Wo kiun..?
<Br/>Shohar: Roz suBah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,
<Br/>''Ghore ki trah Bhag k ofice jata hun,
<Br/>ghaday ki trah kaam krta
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<Br/>Ghar aa k suB par kutte ki trah Bhonkta hun,
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<Br/>Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..
Insan ki 4Maa h0ti hn:
<Br/>1 jis ne paida kia
<Br/>1 jis ne prhaya
<Br/>1 sasu ma
<Br/>1 w0 jis k Bare main ami kehti hain,
<Br/>"A Rati 2 vajay kehri maa nal Gl''lan karda a.
Larki ya larka JaB 18 SaL K Hote He To Unhe Kis Cheez Ki Zarorat Hoti He?
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<Br/>Nhi Pata?
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<Br/>Qasam Se Nhi Pata?
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<Br/>To Phir Suno
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<Br/>N.I.C Ki.
