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AAJ <Br/>MERi <Br/>SiM <Br/>Ki <Br/>BiRTHDAY <Br/>HAi. <Br/>AAP <Br/>CHAHAIN <Br/>TO <Br/>GiFT <Br/>SAMAJ KAR <Br/>ISME <Br/>100 Rs. <Br/>KA <Br/>BALANCE <Br/>DALWA <Br/>SAKTE <Br/>HO <Br/>ALLAH <Br/>NY <Br/>CHAHA <Br/>TO <Br/>AGLY <Br/>MAH <Br/>MOBiLE Ki B Birth''DAY MNAAIN GY
Dil Chahta Hy K Is Dunya Main Jo SaB Se KhuBsurat Hai Usay Jaan Se Maar Doon <Br/> <Br/>Par <Br/> <Br/>Kya <Br/> <Br/>Karun <Br/> <Br/>Khud Kushi Karna B To Haraam Hai.
RaB kare apko saB mily <Br/>Himut <Br/>Izut <Br/>Rupiya <Br/>Bangla <Br/>Style <Br/>Smile <Br/>Personality <Br/>Popularity <Br/>car <Br/>pyaar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur kya dekh rahe ho,kuch reh gya kya? <Br/> <Br/>.. LAALCHEE ...
<Br/> <Br/>Teacher: How Do You Differentiate <Br/>“WIFE” & “MOTHER” <Br/> <Br/>SARDAR: <Br/>Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER” <Br/>& <Br/>After Marriage <Br/>We Sleep With Our “WIFE” <Br/>
Judge: why r u arrested? <Br/>Sardar: for shopping early? <Br/>Judge: well, that’s not a crime, <Br/>anyway how early were u shopping? <Br/>Sardar: Before opening the shop….
<Br/> <Br/>Life while doing m.B.B.s <Br/> <Br/>1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college <Br/>2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me <Br/>3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan Bhi <Br/>4th yr: aah soon it’ll B over <Br/>5th yr: finaly it’ll B over <Br/> <Br/>House joB: i did it <Br/>JoB : i love myself <Br/> <Br/>W8 a min ! <Br/>Something is missing <Br/>.. <Br/>. <Br/>Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:( <Br/>
Dil Ki Baaten Btana Acha Lgta Hai <Br/> <Br/>Larki Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lgta Hai <Br/> <Br/>Shadi Se Pehlay Dil Me Bjtay Hain MP3 Songs <Br/> <Br/>Baad Me Sirf Qomi Tarana Acha Lgta Hai
UnBelievaBle Moments in 2008. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1. PPP won the election. <Br/>2. Faraz death <Br/>3. HarBhajan slapped Srisanth. <Br/>4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu. <Br/>5. Tony Blair caught without ticket. <Br/>6. Marriot Blast. <Br/>7. China launched space shuttle. <Br/>8. MumBai Blast. <Br/> <Br/>9. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!
UnBelievaBle Moments in 2008. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1. PPP won the election. <Br/>2. Faraz death <Br/>3. HarBhajan slapped Srisanth. <Br/>4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu. <Br/>5. Tony Blair caught without ticket. <Br/>6. Marriot Blast. <Br/>7. China launched space shuttle. <Br/>8. MumBai Blast. <Br/> <Br/>9. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!
Tuje apne Piar ki khushBu se door door kar dun, <Br/> <Br/>Fauji Boot utha k marun aur choor choor kar dun, <Br/> <Br/>Cherry Blosam ka istmal karo tuje Noor Noor kar dun, <Br/> <Br/>Izhar-e- mohaBBat k taor pe apni nazron se dafa door kar dun.
Maalik:aBay nokar kuttay aBhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray meray kano mien gunguna rahay hain <Br/> <Br/>Nokar:sahaB mainay machar maar diay hain yeh to un ki Bivia hain jo vidva ho ker ro rahi hai
Teacher: What''s your cast? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay <Br/> <Br/>phir Bhatti huay, <Br/> <Br/>phir Rajput hogaye, <Br/> <Br/>aB hain darzi, <Br/> <Br/>aagey mummy ki marzi. .