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2 DANGEROUS WEAPONS IN THE <Br/> <Br/>WORLD MORE POWERFUL THAN <Br/> <Br/>NUCLEAR BOMBS... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> (1) 2week used sockz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> (2) molion waly parathy ki gase
Aik Nars ka Mangaitar usay Bari hasrat se: <Br/>kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare pass aata, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata. <Br/>Nars: Tumhen mere pass koi haadsa nahi Bal-k mojza hi la sakta hy, kyun k main "ZACHA BACHA" ward mein hoti hon.
Sardar ne Bacha aghwa kia or tavaan k lye sticker pe likh k Bache pe chipkaya "10 Lakh suBah pull k neche pohnchado" <Br/>Aur Bache ko ghar wapis Bhejdia <Br/>Dosre din wo pull k neche gya to usy paise milgye or sath sticker pe likha tha <Br/>"Maa Qasam paise ka gham nai,Gham to is Bat ka hai k SARDAR ne SARDAR ko loota
Teri Sada Ki Bay-Rukhi Ko Main Aaj Tak Bhula Nahi Paya,,,,, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MuBarakaan Jee muBarkan... Is Shair Mein "Faraz" Nahi Aaya.....!!!
In Battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of Bullet proof jacket. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Why? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sardar g replied <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE <Br/> <Br/>Metha as GULABJAMN <Br/> <Br/>U r sweet as CHOCOLATE <Br/> <Br/>Metha as GULABJAMN <Br/> <Br/>Rasila as RUS''MALAIE <Br/> <Br/>Cool as ICE CREAM <Br/> <Br/>ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se <Br/>ßchäiye! <Br/> <Br/>Khin Tmko. <Br/>CHIYUN''TIYAN <Br/> <Br/>Na LAY JAe .!! <Br/> <Br/>Cool as ICE CREAM <Br/> <Br/>ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se <Br/>ßchäiye! <Br/> <Br/>Khin Tmko. <Br/>CHIYUN''TIYAN <Br/> <Br/>Na LAY JAe .!!
Teacher: Humien GariBon k Saath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye. <Br/>Boy: Acha AB Samajh me Aaya. <Br/>Teacher: Kya? <Br/>Boy: Yehi k Papa Aksar Maasi ko Galay Kyun Lagatay hain.
Aaae, <Br/> <Br/>Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy <Br/> <Br/>Bole To <Br/> <Br/>Ek dum khalas <Br/> <Br/>Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To <Br/> <Br/>4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal <Br/> <Br/>warna khalas.
Shayiri chor kar pakoray Baich raha hun Wassi, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Kaleja moun ko aata hy <Br/>Anjaam-e-Faraz daikh kar ;-)
Mehfil Sji thi, <Br/>Sms ka tha dor, <Br/>Sms mene kia tha, <Br/>Ye kisi ne na kia ghor, <Br/>Sms me paisey lagy thy mery halal k, <Br/>or saB muftay keh rhe the EK or EK or.;)
Sardar apne ghar walon k sath larki dekhne gya, <Br/> <Br/>ghar walo ne dono ko akela chor dia <Br/>Sardar:Behn G ap kitne Behn Bhai ho? <Br/>Larki:Gusse se Pehle 3 thy aB 4 hogye..
Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain? <Br/>To Batao? <Br/> <Br/>Agr ram seeta hai, <Br/>To ram kya hai? <Br/> <Br/>Socho socho <Br/> <Br/>Simple hai yar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Darzi" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Samjhay panchvi fail :-D