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EIk Sheir Arz hai'','' <Br/> <Br/>Idhar B Ghum ho Gaya hai'', <Br/> <Br/>Udher B ''Ghum'' ho Gaya hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya ha
Teacher asks girl, <Br/>"Which human Body part expands 10 times its normal size?" <Br/> <Br/>Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy! <Br/> <Br/>Teacher then asks a Boy. <Br/> <Br/>Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye. <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: Right! <Br/> <Br/>Then turns to the girl, <Br/>"Listen girl, <Br/>Ur thinking is wrong, <Br/>& <Br/>Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala, <Br/>Zara Ghor Farmaiye Ga, <Br/>Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala; <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Par Kya Faida JaB PAPPU CAN''T DANCE SALA.
Breaking News: <Br/> <Br/>Karachi k halaat kharaB. <Br/>Govt ne terrorist k khilaf pehla action le lya. <Br/> <Br/>Govt ka pehla action <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DouBle sawari pe paBandi.
Teacher: Aesi jga ka nam Btao jise Bnaya to admi ne hy lakin phir B wo wahan nhi ja skta? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> Student kafi dair sochne k Bad Bola: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ladies toilet
Breaking News: <Br/> <Br/>Nipa chowrangi per Taxi or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us mei sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.
800 kamro ka mehal ho <Br/>motiyo se sja ho drBar <Br/> <Br/>Income ho arBon me <Br/> <Br/>Or 200 mercedes car <Br/> <Br/>SB mil skta he sapno me <Br/> <Br/>Islye jagna ha Bekar <Br/> <Br/>Soja merey yaar
MumBai may ghareB awam mer rahi hay.terrorist ksi k qaBo me nai aarhay.Indian Govt se guzarish hay k.. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>''Sunny Deol'' ko Bhejo na..:-D
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