Teachr ne SHARAB ka nuqsan Batane k lye
<Br/>1 KEERA SHRAB mai dala to wo mar gya.
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<Br/>Techr:Aap Ne Kia Seekha?
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<Br/>stdn:
<Br/>SHRAB peenay se PAIT k KEERAY mar jatay hain.
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could Be used to feed a hungry man in india.
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<Br/>So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !
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<Br/>PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!
10 things I know aBout U!!
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<Br/>1. U r a special person with a wondrful Heart
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<Br/>Bas, Baqi mazaq kal karenge.
Raat k 2 Bajay
<Br/>1 student dusre se:- Ajh kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hay.
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<Br/>2nd student:- Tou pher chal thori parhai karte hain;-)
Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
<Br/>girl: Nhi
<Br/>Boy:Lekin Q
<Br/>girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
<Br/>Boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
<Br/>girl:1 husBand,4 Bache:-)
Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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<Br/>Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
<Br/>Main Jao Na Jao
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<Br/>Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)
"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,
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<Br/>dar khulay hain sharaB khano k,
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<Br/>"Chaey peenay ko aB kahan jayen,
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<Br/>Band hotel hoey pathano k."
Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
<Br/>Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?
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<Br/>Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.
Ek admi rat k time qaBar par Betha tha
<Br/>Ek musafir ne us se pucha...
<Br/>TM KO DAR NAHI LAG RHA?
<Br/>ADMI: darne ki kia Baat hai,
<Br/>Andr garmi lag rahi thi to Bahar agaya.
