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Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya, <Br/> <Br/>K Har Kisi k Hath Me MoBile Aa gaya, <Br/> <Br/>JisNe KaBhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''', <Br/> <Br/>Wo Gandu B Date Maar k Aa gaya, <Br/> <Br/>Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me, <Br/> <Br/>Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka NumBer Mere Pas Aa gaya, <Br/> <Br/>Ye AjaB zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''', <Br/> <Br/>Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha AB EasyLoad B Aa gaya, <Br/> <Br/>AB Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat, <Br/> <Br/>Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
Bush & OBama were Sitting in a Bar.. <Br/>A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks; <Br/>What r u Guys Doing Here? <Br/> <Br/>Bush Says: <Br/>We r Planning World War III.. <Br/> <Br/>Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ? <Br/> <Br/>Bush says: <Br/>Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl.. <Br/> <Br/>Guy Exclaimed: <Br/>A Beautiful Girl..!! <Br/>Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ? <Br/> <Br/>Bush Turns to OBama & Says: <Br/>See, i Told You.. <Br/>NoOne would Worry ABout The 140 Million..
Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?
Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na? <Br/> <Br/>Bap khush ho kr: <Br/>G Beta ApKo Kaisy Pta? <Br/> <Br/>Beta:Wo AapKi Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Men Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hai na..!
"ABEY OYEEEEE"
"ABEY <Br/> OYEEEEE" <Br/> <Br/>Msg Bhej <Br/>werna <Br/>Teri......? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>M <Br/> <Br/>MA <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MARZI.
1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
1 aadmi Bhagta hua Bus me charha or zor se chillaya <Br/>"khaBrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga..... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dil ki dharkanon ko thaam lijiye, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dil ki gaheraai se mera naam lijiye, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bus aB normal ho jaiye aur apna kaam kijiye.. <Br/> :-).
Dabbey mai Dabba
DaBBey mai DaBBa <Br/>DaBBey mai cake <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>memon Na Ban!!! <Br/>SMS Bhej :-
Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki
Teri Maa ki <Br/>Teri Behen ki <Br/>Tere BaaP ki <Br/>Tere Bhai ki <Br/>Tere pure khandan ki.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>JAAN hy tu pagal !! <Br/>Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)
Bush ko agr joota
Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai? <Br/> <Br/>Wah wah <Br/> <Br/>Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai? <Br/> <Br/>Aakhir jootay ki B koi self respect hai! <Br/> <Br/>Taaliyan!:
Now Bush says: Ek ajab sa manzar n
Now Bush says: <Br/>Ek ajaB sa manzar nazar ata ha, <Br/> <Br/>Aik shaks Bhi hajoom nazar ata hay, <Br/> <Br/>Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference, <Br/> <Br/>Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay:
Ostad,, bato 5880
Ostad,, Bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq <Br/> <Br/>kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga? <Br/>Shagird! <Br/>JanaB Sar may dard hi hoga!
Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha <Br/>Admi:Q maar rahe ho? <Br/>Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap Ban gay ho" <Br/>Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-

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