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Meaning of PAKISTAN <Br/> <Br/>P. Pyaar <Br/>A. Aman <Br/>K. Khushhaali <Br/>I. Insaaf <Br/>S. Shaanti <Br/>T. Tarakki <Br/>A. Aazaad adliya <Br/>N. Not availaBle here.
You r a DOG <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KyuN Bura Laga Na? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Par Bura Mat Mano <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DOG means.. <Br/> <Br/>D=Demand <Br/> <Br/>O=Of <Br/> <Br/>G=Girls
ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA... <Br/> <Br/>SOCHO <Br/> <Br/>SOCHO <Br/> <Br/>AUR SOCHO <Br/> <Br/>NAHIN MALOOM? <Br/> <Br/>CHALO ME BATATA HUN <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>REHMAN DAKAIT.. :-)
Shiekh ka Beta girl friend k saath ghoom phir k ghar aya to Baap ne pocha kitne paise kharch kiye. <Br/>Beta: 50 rupay <Br/>Baap: Itne ziada <Br/>Beta: Us k pass itne hi thay
Ghajini me Aamir khan ne apko kia msg deliver krne ki koshish ki hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Nahi pata..? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aray Bhai yehi, <Br/> <Br/>K AB ganjay Bhi maang nikaal sakte hen....;-)
Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna moB. No. De diya. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Moral... <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>......SARRO....
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF <Br/> <Br/>GF(After Opening) <Br/> <Br/>What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ? <Br/> <Br/>BF : U Wanted Stars Na? <Br/> <Br/>Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H <Br/>20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo <Br/>10 Padte Hein <Br/>5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai <Br/>4 To Kanjus Hote Hein <Br/>1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai <Br/> <Br/>Jo Reply Karta Hai
1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha <Br/> <Br/>Thori der Bad mutthi kholi hatheli <Br/>pe pasina dekh kr memon Bola <Br/> <Br/>Na ro mere rupay me <Br/> <Br/>tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;-> <Br/> <Br/>D Feelngs Of D 1 Who Is Vry Close <Br/> <Br/>2 Our Heart, <Br/> <Br/>Coz D Book Wen Held Vry Close <Br/> <Br/>2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read
Police ne larka aur lrki ko motar cycle pe jatay rok kr pocha <Br/> <Br/>Kya lagti hai yeh tmhari? <Br/> <Br/>Lrka:Wesay to kuch nhi lagti, <Br/>Break lgaon to thori thori sath lgti Hai..
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son <Br/>Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son. <Br/>Bill Gates: no! <Br/>Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. <Br/>Bill gates: then ok! <Br/>Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank.. <Br/>Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank. <Br/>President: No! <Br/>Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates. <Br/>President: Then ok! <Br/> <Br/>This is BUSINESS.
KAAM KI BAATEN <Br/> <Br/>-Bandooq se nikla folaad or Pait se nikli olaad wapis nahi jate. <Br/> <Br/>-Khila hua gulaaB or laga hua julaaB humesha nahi rehte. <Br/> <Br/>-Khudi hui qaBar or chupi hui khaBar door se dikh jati hen. <Br/> <Br/>-Jawani pe charha shaBaaB or zor se laga peshaaB ziyadah dair nahi rukta