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Aeroplane Wright Brothrs <Br/> <Br/>Cycle Macmillan <Br/> <Br/>Telephone Graham Bell <Br/> <Br/>Telescope Galileo <Br/> <Br/>Exams <Br/> <Br/> Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge
Ek Khan SahB Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ??? <Br/> <Br/>Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint <Br/>Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen <Br/>Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint <Br/>Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen <Br/>Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint <Br/> <Br/>Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ??? <Br/>Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey
Wife Running After A GarBage Truck: Am I Too Late For The GarBage? <Br/> <Br/>HuBBy Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. <Br/> <Br/>Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..? <Br/> <Br/>Boy-Long Drive Par..!! <Br/> <Br/>girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..? <Br/> <Br/>Boy-Mujhe B ABhi Pata Chala JuB Breck Nai Laga
.+??+. <Br/>? 1 ? <Br/> ''+??+'' <Br/> <Br/>Yeh <Br/>Lo <Br/>1 Rupee <Br/>Ka <Br/>Coin <Br/>Aur <Br/>Mujhe <Br/>Cute <Br/>Sa <Br/>$m$ <Br/>Karo <Br/>Kanjusi <Br/>Ki <Br/>Bhi <Br/>Koi <Br/>Had <Br/>Hoti <Br/>Hai <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/>KHABARDAR <Br/>Is <Br/>1 rupee <Br/>Ki <Br/>T0ffee <Br/>Khareedi <Br/>To...
Newton law of Girl frnd :- <Br/> <Br/>"Luv can niether B created nor B destroyed, <Br/> <Br/>it can only changd from 1 girlfrnd to another, <Br/> <Br/>with some loss of energy time & Money".
Special prayer jst 4 u... <Br/> <Br/>U''l B a Rose 4al Flowers <Br/> <Br/>U''l B a Smile 4al Faces <Br/> <Br/>U''l B a Spring 4al Trees <Br/> <Br/>U''l B a Brother 4al <Br/> <Br/>''SMART girls'' <Br/> <Br/>Kaho Ameen!!
U think of ME and I think of U. <Br/>When v Both think of each other, <Br/>Do u knw what it means ? <Br/>It means v Both have no work to do!! <Br/> <Br/>Dono "NIKAMMAY"
Na hawa na saya hai, <Br/>ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai, <Br/>hamein Bhi sms kr k dekh lo, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>company ne ye moBail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi Banaya hay
Ya Allah <Br/>Ya Rehman <Br/>Ya Raheem <Br/> <Br/>Daro mat Kisi ko 4wd nai kerna Khud hi parrh lo... <Br/> <Br/>SawaB mile ga Paaapi Insaan.. :-)
Benzeer apne kataaB ma likhti hai <Br/>A for apple. <Br/>B for Banana. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bilawal k aBu zara jaldi "oper" ana:-)
BarBaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay <Br/>GHALIB...!!! <Br/> <Br/>Najane tumain ''PPP'' Ko Vote Daine Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya.......????