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Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy. <Br/>Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
New Pakistan team for worldcup 2011 <Br/>Coach: Wasim chakram <Br/> <Br/>Team: <Br/> <Br/>Bekar younus <Br/> <Br/>Rashid takleef <Br/> <Br/>Shahid afriki <Br/> <Br/>Inzimam full duck <Br/> <Br/>ShoaiB kamBakhter <Br/> <Br/>Umer Bull <Br/> <Br/>Kamran khatmal <Br/> <Br/>Kana Naveedul Hasan <Br/> <Br/>Mehman Butt <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Extras: <Br/> <Br/>Baitsman <Br/> <Br/>Baiman farhat <Br/> <Br/>Danish maleria.
teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya pareeshan karn use apne pas Bhi na Bhatakne do. <Br/> <Br/>Student, chal Beta suB se pehle to tu aage peache ho.
JB Wo MAkEUp kArti hy, <Br/>To BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti hy, <Br/> <Br/>jB Wo MAkEUp kArti hY to BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti.. <Br/> <Br/>Or JAB Wo MAkEUp nhi kArti to"ShAfqAt CheEmA" LAgti hy;-)
Arz, kiya hai ......! <Br/>Zara dekh kar kholiye ga daraaz, <Br/> <Br/>Zara dekh kar kholiye ga daraaz, <Br/> <Br/>kaheen us main say Bhi na nikal aye"FARAZ"
Kal ho <Br/>"aaj" jaisa, <Br/> <Br/>Mehal ho <Br/>"Taaj" jaisa, <Br/> <Br/>Phool ho <Br/>"GulaaB" jaisa, <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Zindagi ke har qadam pe friend ho... <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>oye hello, <Br/>Friend ho"Mujh" jaisa.
After watching Bush''s treatment, <Br/>Zardari has <Br/>ordered <Br/>all future <Br/>press conferences <Br/>Be held <Br/> inside a mosque ;-)
Arz kia ha.. <Br/> <Br/>Karachi main agar agaye taliBaan.. <Br/> <Br/>Wah wah.. <Br/> <Br/>Kia arz krdia ha mene <Br/> <Br/>karachi main agar agaye taliBaan,, <Br/> <Br/>to kesi lage gi Burqay main shiri rehman.
Faraz sunday ka din hai,saBzi pakaoon k daal. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>May oodi oodi jaawaan hawa day naal.:-D;-)
Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi <Br/> <Br/>Kuch tha us k honto pe magar sharmati thi <Br/> <Br/>JaB hum ne mu khulwaya uska zaBar dasti <Br/> <Br/>To pata chla kmBakht naswar khati thi:-)
Pehli dafa insan jaB dalta hy to nervous hota hy <Br/> <Br/>Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy <Br/> <Br/>phir ajeeB-o-GhariB awazein aane lagti hy <Br/> <Br/>Lekin tum Bilkul na GhaBrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jaB tak apki Money nhi nikal ati <Br/> <Br/>phir apna <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ATM CARD <Br/>machine se nikal lena!
Tune meri muhaBat meri doulat se janchi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>iqBal qureshi ptv news karachi..