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Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So plz saB pyar karne walon se request hay k, <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>"DOOB <Br/> kar mar jaaye:-D
Ap k"Chehry"pe Noor ki"Smile"hai <Br/>Ap k pas <Br/>"Mehnga"MoBile hai <Br/>Ap k "InBox"mein sMs ki "LamBi File"hai <Br/>Phr B "sMs"nhi krte ye to "MEMaNo''" wala"Style"hai.
Haal-E-Dil SuB Ko Mat Batana <Br/> <Br/>Agar Koi Poche To Bas Muskurana <Br/> <Br/>Agar Muskurane Ka Koi SaBaB Poche To <Br/> <Br/>Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal He Ye Batana.
*JOKE* <Br/>Why do women live longer than men? <Br/>Shopping never causes heart attacks....But paying their Bills does!
Dil se JaB Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain. <Br/> <Br/>Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain. <Br/> <Br/>JaB say Dekha Hai Aap Ko QareeB Say. <Br/> <Br/>AB To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.
Dosti k Geet Gaeinge <Br/>"HUM TUM" <Br/> <Br/>Apni Duniya Alag Basaeinge <Br/>"HUM TUM" <Br/> <Br/>Jo Diye Bujh Jaeinge "HAWA" Se. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Unko Baich Kar "PHILIPS" K <Br/>"BULB" Jalaeinge <Br/>"Hum tum
Professor: <Br/>Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki <Br/>Su Shaadi Kroge Ya <Br/>Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari <Br/>Sy ... ? <Br/> <Br/>Student: <Br/>Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k <Br/>Kon KhooBsurat Hy ! <Br/>Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre sare! <Br/> <Br/>O laaD0 saBun... <Br/>O laaDo saBun... <Br/> <Br/>Ye Comercial BREAK Tha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Now <Br/>Continue Ur Work :-
Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega, <Br/> <Br/>Gam-e-tohin se kuBul nai ayega, <Br/> <Br/>Maklul ki iBrat hai ye qurfa ghaliB, <Br/> <Br/>Dimagh phat jayega par ye sher samjh nai ayega.
(/./) <Br/> / " ) "? ----;"; <Br/> /,,/"( , , )// <Br/> //// // <Br/>ye Ghada apka ha? <Br/>Agr nahe to isko aagay Bhejte raho jiska hoga wo rakh lega
"Pakistani di Mushkil" <Br/>Ghar wich panjaBi Bolo <Br/>School wich urdu Bolo <Br/>Parcha angrazi wich hal kero <Br/>aur <Br/> <Br/>Marn tu Baad hisaB arBi wich.;-)!
We came with the <Br/>fear of not knowing anyBody.. <Br/> <Br/>But in the end <Br/> <Br/>We go with tears knowing everyBody..! <Br/> <Br/>AND That''s called : <Br/> <Br/>'''' STUDENT LIFE ''''.