TaliBan: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
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<Br/>MQM: Aslaha le lo
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<Br/>Awam: Rashan le kar rakh lo
<Br/>Pathan: IstaqBal karo,
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<Br/>Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-)
Biscuit walay ka love letter..
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<Br/>Dear MARIE!
<Br/>2day is GOODDAY.
<Br/>U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
<Br/>Now im in 50-50 position.
<Br/>Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
<Br/>Tumhara TigeR... ;->
Biscuit walay ka love letter..
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<Br/>Dear MARIE!
<Br/>2day is GOODDAY.
<Br/>U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
<Br/>Now im in 50-50 position.
<Br/>Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
<Br/>Tumhara TigeR... ;->
Doctor To A Kid:
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<Br/>Have You Ever Had
<Br/>TrouBle With
<Br/>"Appendicitis" ?
<Br/>Kid: Yes ... !
<Br/>Doctor: When ... ?
<Br/>Kid: When I Tried To
<Br/>Spell It ... ;->
AAj ke friends I TELL U,
<Br/>Kitne Busy WHAT DO U DO,
<Br/>Koi mujhe Bole I MISS U,
<Br/>Koi mujhe Bole NO TIME 4 U,
<Br/>Kash koi mujh se kahy
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<Br/>oh my dost/ i am just free 4
1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?
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<Br/>Pathan Basant JuB Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai
;-)Wife Running After A GarBage Truck: Am I Too Late For The GarBage?
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<Br/>HuBBy Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
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<Br/>Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
