B SMS Messages22988 messages

Fakir Bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai BaBa! <Br/> <Br/>Bacha: BaBa, jaldi se sawal poocho, <Br/> <Br/>muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!
Taj mahal dekh kar, <Br/> <Br/>Bola Shahjahan ka pota! <Br/> <Br/>Taj mahal dekh kar, <Br/> <Br/>Bola Shahjahan ka pota! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Apna Bhi Bank Balance Hota, <Br/> <Br/>Agar dada AAshiq na hota.
Good time <Br/>Bad time <Br/>Day time <Br/>Work time <Br/>Off time <Br/>Night time <Br/>Happy time <Br/>Sad time <Br/>Sleep time <Br/>Kisi Bhi time <Br/>~MERA Sms Aasakta Hai~
GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA?? <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/>3 Rupay may un limited sms ... =P
Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day. <Br/> <Br/>Frnd: <Br/>Eid Namaz kahan parhi? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: <Br/>Sath wale ground me. <Br/>AjeeB namaz thi, <Br/>na sajda, <Br/>na rukoo, <Br/>aur <Br/>Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha. <Br/> <Br/>Frnd: <Br/>Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: <Br/>Oho, Mein to Buht se logo ko galay mil k MuBarakBad Bhi de aya..
Wo Bewafa hai to kiya hua? <Br/>Mat Bura kaho usko <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro, <Br/> DAFA kro usko ;-)
Wo Bewafa hai to kiya hua? <Br/>Mat Bura kaho usko <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro, <Br/> DAFA kro usko ;-)
Kindly oBserve SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur Blood. .
Q Hr Bar mosam <Br/>ki trha Badal <Br/>jate ho'' <Br/> <Br/>Q Hr roz hmra dil dukhate ho <Br/> <Br/>Ye Bat sunkr <Br/>mri rooh tak <Br/>kanp gai <Br/> <Br/>K tm aB B <Br/> <Br/>Brtan Dhony <Br/>waly SOAP se <Br/>Nahaty ho. ;)
Ek Bus Conductar <Br/>Ki <Br/>Shaadi Ho <Br/>Rahi <Br/>Thi, <Br/>Wo <Br/>Stage <Br/>Pe <Br/>Sofay <Br/>Pe <Br/>Bethe <Br/>Hue <Br/>Apni Dulhan <Br/>Se <Br/>Bola="Zara Idhar <Br/>Ho <Br/>Kar <Br/>Betho Baji <Br/>ye 3 ki seat hay.
Pehli Bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy <Br/> <Br/>Uski ankhein sagar se B zada gehri hyn <Br/> <Br/>Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte, <Br/> <Br/>TäB pata chlä ullu ki path''thi Behri hy!
Brking News: <Br/>saB se guzrashi hai k saB Apna inBox delet kardain <Br/>l----l--- <Br/>l ''-.o <Br/>l /l\ FaRAZ <Br/>| JL ne <Br/> <Br/>khud kushi ker li hai