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RUKHSTI k time <Br/>Dulhay k moBile pa Bell hoi <Br/> <Br/>Or usy uski BV ne Boht mara <Br/> <Br/>Ringtone lgi thi <Br/> <Br/>"Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly <Br/> <Br/>Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly"
Masoom Dhamki: <Br/> <Br/>1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k Bache ki aankhh khhul geyi <Br/> <Br/>Bacha Bola: <Br/>Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine <Br/>Warna <Br/>Shor macha doonga
Log kehty hn, <Br/> <Br/>pyar itna B mat kro <Br/>k <Br/>girl frnd sar p sawar Ho Jaye, <Br/> <Br/>hum kehty hn k pyar itna karo <Br/>k <Br/>girlfrnd ki friend B tumhary sath faraar hony ko tyar HoJaye
acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun Banaya hai? ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan : SHALWAAR Baandhnay k liye!
Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k <Br/>"Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye" <Br/> <Br/>Lahore main us Din 26 Log Heart-Attack se Mar gye :-
Girl: <Br/>Na cher larkiyon ko paap hoga.Kal tu Bhi kisi haseena ka Baap hoga. <Br/>Boy: <Br/>Dua Karta hn k teri ye Baat sachi ho.Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo teri Hi Bacchi ho
1 kaButar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya <Br/> <Br/>aur <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>wahan se neche phaink diya.
(Pak traffic police) <Br/> <Br/>Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen! <Br/>Phir Chalaan Kyn? <Br/> <Br/>Police: Beta DouBle Sawaari Khul gai he <Br/>or Tu Single <Br/>ja raha hai.
Question: <Br/>Suna he k: <Br/>QurBani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein <Br/>agar ye such hy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>to <Br/>larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga? <Br/>Reply me
Once in a soap industry in Japan,da soap cover was mistakenely packed widout soap in it i-e empty Box.2 avoid da proBlem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of million dollars 2 check whether soap is filled in cover or not in assemBly line. <Br/>Same proBlem arose in a poor city of Pakistan. Wat did they do?They simply put a rotating fan Beside assemBly line.Empty Boxes were flown away! Genius!
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named <Br/> <Br/>1-Rehmat-e-Saleem <Br/> <Br/>2-Barkat-e-Saleem <Br/> <Br/>3-MehBooB-e-Saleem <Br/> <Br/>When his 4th son was Born, his wife decided to name is <Br/> <Br/>Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)
Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER... <Br/>Dear MARIE! <Br/>Today is GOODDAY. I''m in GALA . U''ve made my life SOOPER. <Br/>I''m the PRINCE of ur heart. <Br/>I want to Buy u BAKERY, <Br/>so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U''ve Krack''jacked my JAM HEART. <Br/>Now i''m in 50-50 position. <Br/>Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u. <Br/>Tumhara TIGER...!