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Santa:Doctor,This Medicine
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine <Br/> <Br/>Is Not AvailaBle At Any Medical Store." <Br/> <Br/>Doctor:Oh Sorry, <Br/> <Br/>I Forgot To Write The Medicine. <Br/> <Br/>That Was My Signature.
Santa=
Santa= <Br/>Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher <Br/>Bana Ghumta H, <Br/>Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H? <Br/> <Br/>Banta= <Br/>Hota To Sher Hi Hu, <Br/>Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!
Banta-Kya Hua,
Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? <Br/> <Br/>Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, <Br/> <Br/>Wohi Dhund Raha Hu
Santa Lost His Cheque Book
Santa Lost His Cheque Book <Br/> <Br/>Bank Manager: <Br/>Be Careful, <Br/>Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ... <Br/> <Br/>Santa: <Br/>Oye, I''m Not A Fool, <Br/>I Have Already Signed <Br/>All Cheques ... ;->
Sardar''s Interview 4 New Job
Sardar''s Interview 4 <Br/>New JoB <Br/> <Br/>Interviewer: Wht Did <Br/>U Do B4 ? <Br/>Sardar: I Was In Army <Br/>Iterviewer: How Long <Br/>Were U In Army ? <Br/>Sardar: Five Foot <Br/>Eleven Inch ...
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH <Br/> <Br/>SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI <Br/> <Br/>LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI <Br/> <Br/>BaNtA : WoH KaIsE <Br/> <Br/>SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa
SaNtA BaNtA Se:
SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo <Br/> <Br/>BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO" <Br/> <Br/>SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE <Br/>HaI . . . :-P;->
Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or <Br/>Se Shadi Kr Li <Br/>Wo Roz Us K Ghar k <Br/>Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata <Br/>Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy? <Br/>Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta <Br/>Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina <Br/>Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...
Santa Ek Baraf Ka
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha. <Br/> <Br/>Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He?? <Br/> <Br/>Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
Sardar Found A Monkey
Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station. <Br/>Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao <Br/> <Br/>Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop <Br/>Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho?? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha <Br/>Bara Maza Aya <Br/>Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
Man sees Sardar-G
Man sees Sardar-G <Br/>standing in d midle of <Br/>a huge feild of grass <Br/>& notices, He is jst <Br/>standing dere,doing <Br/>nothing, luking @ <Br/>nothing <Br/>Man asks: Sardar-G <Br/>wh8 r U doing ? <Br/>Sardar-G: Em trying 2 <Br/>win a noBle prize <Br/>Man: How? <Br/>Sardar-G: Well I heard <Br/>they give d noBle prize <Br/>2 ppl who r <Br/>outstanding in their <Br/>feild.. ;->
Ek Sardar 2 A Man : Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Ek Sardar 2 A Man : <Br/>Yaar MusiBat K Waqt <Br/>Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap <Br/>Banana Parta Hy ... <Br/> <Br/>Man : <Br/>Wah Yaar Bari <Br/>Himmat Hy <Br/>Jo Teri Amma Maan <Br/>Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->

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