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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate <Br/>"WIFE" & "MOTHER" <Br/> <Br/>SANTA: <Br/>Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" <Br/>& <Br/>After Marriage <Br/>We Sleep With <Br/>Our <Br/>"WIFE
Judge: why r u arrested?
Judge: why r u arrested? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: for shopping early? <Br/> <Br/>Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Before opening the <Br/>shop..... =P ;->
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
Doctor: Bachey ko paani <Br/>dene se pehle Boil ker <Br/>lena chahiye ... <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Lekin JanaB <Br/>Boil krne se Bacha <Br/>marr tou nahi jaye <Br/>ga... ??? ;->
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
A lucknowi nawaB meets sardar. <Br/>NawaB: JanaB kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
Sardar aur us ka dost
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai Beth kar ja rahe the <Br/>ke achanak gory ne goBar kar dia. <Br/> <Br/>Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga <Br/>dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai <Br/>yahan Bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside <Br/>When The Wife Said, <Br/>"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!" <Br/> <Br/>The Sardar Looked <Br/> <Br/>At Sky & Said, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Where, Where"???
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym ..... <Br/> <Br/>Sardar g In a Plane <Br/>Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a <Br/>Vomit Bag, Air Hostess <Br/>Gives Him The Bag After <Br/>Few Minutes When She <Br/>Comes Back Evry1 Was <Br/>Vomiting Except Sardar g <Br/>She Was Surprisd & Askd <Br/>"Sardar g In SaB ko Kia Hua?" <Br/>Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan <Br/>Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "
Train Chali, Sardar Ji
Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 DiBBe Mai Char Gaye.. <Br/> <Br/>TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka <Br/>DiBBa Hai. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
Aik din aik sardar k
Aik din aik sardar ki apne Baap se larrai ho gae. <Br/>Osne Baap ki photo qaBrastan main aik tree per laga di aur os k neeche likh dia <Br/> <Br/>"coming soon"
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main SuBah Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Dekh Sakta.. <Br/>Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi.
Sardar proposing
Sardar proposing a girl.. Hi darling kya mujse shadi krogi. <Br/>Girl.. Tameez se Bat kro ... <Br/>Aslam.o.Alaikum Baji kya mujse shadi krogi.
Sardar ko DRIP Lagi Thi
Sardar ko DRIP Lagi <Br/>Thi <Br/>JB DRIP Khtm Hony <Br/>Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne <Br/>Bhai Sy Kaha <Br/>"Jao Sister Ko Bula <Br/>Lao" <Br/>Wo 3 Din Baad <Br/>PunjaB Se Apni BEHEN <Br/>Ko Le Aaya ... ;->

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