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Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se <Br/> <Br/>Hosake to lot aa kisi Bahane se <Br/> <Br/>Tu lakh Khafa sahi magar ik Bar to dekh <Br/> <Br/>Mohalay me kitna Kachra jama hai Tere na any se.
Mene apne ghar walo ko Bata dia hai wo saB maan gae hai, <Br/> <Br/>tm B apne ghr walo ko Bta do,wo B maan jaenge k <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Shan Biryani k sath korma masala free hai.
''¤'' INVITATION ''¤'' <Br/> <Br/>Mr & Mrs <Br/> "Dahi Bara" <Br/>Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their <Br/>"Son" <Br/>"Kaka Gol Gappa" <Br/>With <Br/> "BiBi Paapri" <Br/> <Br/>R.S.V.P <Br/>Mr & Mrs. Kachori <Br/>Mr & Mrs.Samosa <Br/>Venue <Br/>Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk <Br/>Chatni Bazar <Br/>Papar Nagar. <Br/> <Br/>Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully
Someone wrote to PATHAN agr tm zaheen ho to 100 ka Blnc Bhejo <Br/>Hoshyar ho to 200 or <Br/>Agr dono ho to 300 Bhejo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan sent 600.Rs <Br/>and wrote <Br/>YARA HM SBKA BAAP HY!
Girlfriend & Police <Br/>Main Kia Baat Common Hay ??? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>socho ! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>socho ! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Aur Socho ! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr <Br/>Chor Dete Hain !:p
Meri prem kahani ka ajeaB ending tha, <Br/> <Br/>wah wah <Br/> <Br/>Meri prem kahani ka ajeeB ending tha <Br/> <Br/>Izhar-e-muhaBBat sms se kiya tha <Br/>Jo unki shaadi tak pending tha..
JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1.Science say gira Arts may atka <Br/> <Br/>2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara <Br/> <Br/>3.Degree lanay Bahir Bhaag <Br/> <Br/>4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka <Br/> <Br/>5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay <Br/> <Br/>6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati <Br/> <Br/>7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana <Br/> <Br/>8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera
Aplication 4 Leave in a Poem Style: <Br/>O Master <Br/>Wen I CoMe <Br/> <Br/>Rain ChuM ChuM <Br/> <Br/>Leg My Phisli <Br/>Gira Me DharaM <Br/> <Br/>Neche My Bag <Br/>And Upar was hum, <Br/>Is Lye today <Br/>i cant come!
QaBar May Far¡shte Adm¡ Ko Mar Rahy Thy <Br/> <Br/>Phr B Wo Hans Raha Tha, <Br/> <Br/>Far¡shte Ne Wja Puch¡ To Bola <Br/> <Br/>"Ma¡n Khudkush Hamly May Mara Hun <Br/> <Br/>Ye S¡r Mera Hy Or J¡sm K¡s¡ Or Ka
BREAKING NEWS: <Br/>KARACHI: Liyari mai ek hafta se Bharpur jashan ka sama hai, logon ka kehna hai k <Br/>"Apna makrani Bhai U.S.A ka saddar Bana hai! <Br/>OBAMA BALOCH.
Do aadmi aik Baraat me gye. <Br/> <Br/>Vahan inhe Bar Bar pani pesh kya jata. <Br/> <Br/>Tang a kar aik ne kaha: <Br/> <Br/>janaB halaq me pani phans gya hai. <Br/> <Br/>Thore se chaval de dain.
"OEYEEEEE" <Br/> <Br/>Msg Bhej <Br/>Varna <Br/>Teri...? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Teri Marzi, <Br/> Na Bhej yaar, <Br/>gusa kyn krty ho.... ;) ;)