B SMS Messages22988 messages

  1. SMS Messages
  2. Search results for 'B' SMS Messages
A man sees a fat man
<Br/> <Br/>A man sees a fat man <Br/>sitting in a train caBin. <Br/> <Br/>Taunting, he asks: <Br/>Is this caBin for elephants only! <Br/> <Br/>Fat man humBly replies: <Br/>No!Even monkeys like you can sit! <Br/>
Ek admi aadi raat ko
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti Biwi se Bola <Br/>k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. <Br/>BIWI : Ek dum. <Br/>Aadmi : To apni dusri tang Bhi mujh per rakh do.
Wife:”
Wife:” <Br/>Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji” <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>HusBand:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…” <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Petrol pump chaltay hain:D
A boy goes to see a dance.
<Br/> <Br/>A Boy goes to see a dance. <Br/> <Br/>His mom angrily asks him: <Br/>Did u see anything there that <Br/>u were not supposed to see? <Br/> <Br/>Boy: yes, I saw dad! <Br/>
A boy goes to see a dance.
<Br/> <Br/>A Boy goes to see a dance. <Br/> <Br/>His mom angrily asks him: <Br/>Did u see anything there that <Br/>u were not supposed to see? <Br/> <Br/>Boy: yes, I saw dad! <Br/>
Boy friend is fun,
<Br/> <Br/>Boy friend is fun, <Br/>& <Br/>HusBand is gun, <Br/> <Br/>Boy friend is light of moon, <Br/>& <Br/>HusBand is month of june, <Br/> <Br/>Boy friend is tooty fruity, <Br/>& <Br/>HusBand is qismat phooti. <Br/>
News reporter:
News reporter: <Br/>KHAN SAAB ye Batain k plateform <Br/>par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? <Br/>Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, <Br/>suB ne patri par chalang laga di. <Br/>Reporter:Phir aap kaisay Buch gaye? <Br/>Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha, <Br/>ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
Lovers sitting in a park,
Lovers sitting in a park, <Br/>Boy tries to kiss the girl.. <Br/>Girl says No dear not all this Before marriage.. <Br/>Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
Aaj “TOM & JERRY” ki barsi hai
Aaj “TOM & JERRY” ki Barsi hai <Br/>un ki yaad mein <Br/>plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi <Br/>1 “CARTOON” ko zaroor send karo, <Br/>me ne apna farz pura ker dia. <Br/>aB aap ki Baari
Boy:I love u
Boy:I love u <Br/>Girl:Me too <Br/>Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? <Br/>Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho <Br/>Boy: U cheater.. <Br/>main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton? <Br/>Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person <Br/>who started dieting But forgot to stop it..
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi. <Br/>Bow:Wow, kia Bat hai. <Br/>Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki Baat nahin hai. <Br/>1 ghar wali or 5 Betiyan hain

Search SMS Messages

e.g. love, birthday, anniversary
Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry
aaina Achi baat Adalt adult afsos aitbaar alvida anniversary ansoo ARMY bachi badal gaye badmash badmashi balochi Benazir Berukhi birthday boring breast brother busy choom Choot Dadi dhund dirty dosto drink dukhi dushman faraz Fuck Funny gadha galib gandi batain Ghazal gussa hazrat ali hijab HONTO hussain i am fine I LOVE YOU i miss u If You Really Love Someone Arrange janaza jhoot Jism jokes judai kafan khawab khush Raho khushi Laut aao lonely love maa baap mafi marne wale masoom mohsin mother MOUT nafrat naqab NARAZ narazgi Naseeb nazar andaz paheli parda poetry prayers qasoor raja reply me samandar shaheed shakespeare signature sindhi Stylish subha bakhair sunday Tere Chehra tum yaad to aaogy veena malik waiting for you wasi shah wife winter worried Ya allah Yaaad yaad yakeen YE WATAN