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If a boy gives
If a Boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer” <Br/>But if a gal gives a letter 2 a Boy, they call it “Offer”. <Br/>Feel the difference;)
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA
<Br/> <Br/>Professor:Chemical symBol of Barium? <Br/>Sardar: BA <Br/> <Br/>Professor:For sodium? <Br/>Sardar: NA <Br/> <Br/>Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA <Br/>& 2 atoms of NA comBined? <Br/>Sardar: BANANA <Br/>
susti ki intiha,
susti ki intiha, <Br/>Boy:papa aik glass paani de do <Br/>Papa:khud le lo <Br/>Boy:plz de do naa <Br/>Papa:AB manga tou thappar maronga <Br/>Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
<Br/> <Br/>Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ? <Br/>How do I know if it is pure honey ? <Br/>Seller : give the dog some honey .. <Br/>if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey <Br/> <Br/>Buyer :what if the dog licks it ? <Br/>Seller: so it is not a real dog. <Br/>
Hitler says,
Hitler says, <Br/>“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary” <Br/>Sardar says:AB Bolne se kiya fayidah? <Br/>“JuB kharidi thi taB hi check karna tha na”:D <Br/>
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. <Br/>They said, <Br/>“We want 2 disturB some good person.” <Br/>I suggest them your name. <Br/>They said, <Br/>“We cannot disturB our Boss.”
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
<Br/> <Br/>Wife:What is 10 years with me? <Br/>HusBand:A second. <Br/> <Br/>Wife:What is $1000 for me? <Br/>HusBand:A coin. <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Ok give me a coin. <Br/>HusBand:Wait a second <Br/>
Thought of the day:
Thought of the day: <Br/>“if u help a gal when she is in proBlem, <Br/>she will always rememBer u <Br/>only when she is in proBlem again..!!”
Employer:
<Br/> <Br/>Employer: ?In this joB we need someone who is responsiBle.? <Br/> <Br/>Applicant: ?I?m the one you want. <Br/>On my last joB, every time anything went wrong, <Br/>they said I was responsiBle.? <Br/>
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
<Br/> <Br/>A very old lady teacher of English <Br/>ask this question with the class: <Br/> <Br/>When I say “I am Beautiful”, which tense is it? <Br/> <Br/>One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course. <Br/>
Flowers die, Stories end,
Flowers die, <Br/>Stories end, <Br/>Songs fade, <Br/>Memories are forgotten, <Br/>All things come 2 end, <Br/>But people like u r rememBered forever, <Br/>Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME Beside U. <Br/>U & ME laughing, <Br/>U & ME crying, <Br/>U & ME dreaming, <Br/>U & ME holding on, <Br/>U & ME… <Br/>just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

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