A Beautiful girl goes to Professor caBin
<Br/>and
<Br/>say
<Br/>that i will do anything to pass in the exams
<Br/>and professor says
<Br/>NOW OPEN YOUR
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<Br/>Books And Study
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
<Br/>He rushed over and started handing out
<Br/>Business cards saying:
<Br/>I saw the whole thing..
<Br/>I will take either side.
Admi:Mujhe sardar Bana do
<Br/>Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
<Br/>Admi: OK
<Br/>Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
<Br/>Admi hosh mein aa k Bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
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<Br/>The devils challenged
<Br/>the angels to a game of cricket.
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<Br/>We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
<Br/>Devils:No proBlem,
<Br/>we have got all the umpires.
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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
<Br/>1st went in and came out n said
<Br/>“Na my wife is Better.”
<Br/>2nd went in and came out n said
<Br/>“U R right ur wife is much Better.”
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<Br/>1 pathan aero plane me pilot
<Br/>say headphone cheen leta hai.
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<Br/>Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
<Br/>Pathan says:
<Br/>Ticket ka paisa hum Bhare
<Br/>aur gana tum akela suney:p
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How woman calls their husBand in first 6 years
<Br/>Yr 1.Janu
<Br/>Yr 2.O G.
<Br/>Yr 3.Sunte ho?
<Br/>Yr 1.O Bunty k pappa
<Br/>Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
<Br/>Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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<Br/>Sardar to doctor:
<Br/>When I sleep, monkeys
<Br/>play footBall in my dreams.
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<Br/>Dr:No proBlem,
<Br/>just take this medicine B4 sleep.
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<Br/>Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
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Can we do romance in the midnight today?
<Br/>I’m in a good mood:)
<Br/>Just a little Bit of kissing and Biting!!
<Br/>Reply me soon,
<Br/>yours Loving Mosquito.
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<Br/>Aik pathan juBBhi wash room
<Br/>jata to darwaza khol kar jata.
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<Br/>Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne Bataya
<Br/>k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
<Br/>wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai
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