1 pathan aero plane me pilot

1 pathan aero plane me pilot


1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
  

May, 25 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     3081 views       Funny

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height of foolishness

A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.

And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.

Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further

So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)
-=- Height Of Progress -=-






























A Cannibal
Uses
Knife & Fork To Eat ... ;->



All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing
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Guess what

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SUNO ZARA KHUSI KI AAHAT SUNO ZARA DIL KI CHAHAT =P ;)


A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->
ARZ KIYA HAI...
Na zarurat rakho sitaron ki

Na zarurat rakho falto yaaron ki

Bas ek dost maango mere jaisa

Jo waat laga de saaron ki...
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NASA. . . . ;->
A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND..!
Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.


Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,
Doctor pricription 4 u,

a cute little smile 4 breakfast

more laugh 4 lunch,

&lots of happiness 4 dinner,

doctor fee??

1 sms whenever U R free & in happy mood.
student''s problem
kuchh badli hui takdir nazar aati hai,
yaado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai,
padhe v to kya padhe,
har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.