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1 pathan aero plane me pilot
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1 pathan aero plane me pilot
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
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''hum mast hain apni
''hum mast hain apni masti main.. kiyon jayin kisi ki basti main .. aisi ki tesi aisi basti ki.. jis ne kadar na ki hum jesi hasti ki..''
A mother bought
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We''ll scare your father too
human beings r soluble in water
A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,
he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:
Human beings r soluble in water.!
boy 2 pretty girl
boy 2 pretty girl
boy: janeman meray dil main a ja
girl: sandle utraoon kya ????????
boy: pagal masjid thordi ha asay hi aja
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.
Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.
Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.
Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)
Man 1: "I m Alwayz Delighted
Man 1:
"I m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness."
Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"
Man 1:
"I''ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ..." ;->
AIRPORT Pe-
AIRPORT Pe-
Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.
Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..
Once In A Jungle All The
Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But
Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .
Why. . . ?
Because
Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,
Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.
Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
bhiga sa lagta hau aalam tumhe..
bhiga sa lagta
hau aalam tumhe..
bhigi si lagti hai
subah tumhe..
bhiga lag raha hai
sara jahan tumhe..
uuth nalayak
bistar gilaa kar hai tune..
wese tusi na.....
wese tusi na.....
Tusi
baray
cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marveellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)
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