1 pathan aero plane me pilot

1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

May, 25 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 3306 views Funny

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an unmarried girls request

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Is msg ko itna phela den k ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tk pohnch jaye

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Kab ain gey?
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when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

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