Toggle navigation
SMSMessages101.com
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
more
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
Submit SMS
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
SMS Messages
Funny
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
←
previous ( Teacher: Johny, if your father earned )
(2 men went 2 a callgirl.) Next
→
May, 25 2010
170 chars (2 sms)
2907 views
Funny
more Funny SMS Messages
Arz kia ha
Arz kia ha
sMs dosto ko itne kiye k jeet gaye sMs ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehnay, laga,
?
No sPace
No sPace
A Student Goes Into A
A Student Goes Into A
Library &
Askz 4 A Book On Suicide!
Librarian : Get Lost Dude,
U Won''t Bring It Back!
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
memon Na ban!!!
SMS bhej :-
''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k behosh ho geya
''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya
Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya
kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai Allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''
Ek Sheikh Doctor
Ek Sheikh Doctor K Pass Gya Or Bo|A K Ghar Ja Kr Mareez Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay.
Doctor:300 Rs.
Sheikh:Chlain Doctor Shb.
Ghar Puhanchay To Docor Ne Pocha K Mareez Kahan Hai?
Sheikh: Mareez Koi Nahi Hai,
Taxi Wala 500 Mang Raha Tha,
Mera pyar ho tum
Mera pyar ho tum
Qarar ho tum
Iqrar ho tum
Etbar ho tum
Sansar ho tum
Bahar ho tum
Jis k baghair
Mera
Sar chakraata hai
Wo
Wo
Wo
NASWAR ho
Tum ;->
Ek premi ne kaha prmika se,
Ek premi ne kaha prmika se,
men tmhari zulfon se khelna chahta hon
premika ne.. wig utar kr dedi or boli khelte rho
mgr kal wapas krdena college b jana ha
Do U Know My Love Story..
Do U Know My Love Story..
INTERVAL
The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?
What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?
?
?
?
?
?
Aila..
Yeh To Jal Gaya!! ;)
Bari warsi khatan
Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga; Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga; Oye agge ki? Agge Ghora ...
Nights are totally
Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!
Happy load sheding.
Dr:Aapko kya prblmhai?
Dr:Aapko kya prblmhai?
Patient:patlay motion
Dr:kitne patlay?
Patient:Bohot paylay
Dr:phr b kitne?
Patient:
Pagal k bache
itne k tu us se kulli kar sakta hai!!!!!
Search SMS Messages
e.g.
love
,
birthday
,
anniversary
Categories
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
aaina
Achi baat
Adalt
adult
afsos
aitbaar
alvida
anniversary
ansoo
ARMY
bachi
badal gaye
badmash
badmashi
balochi
Benazir
Berukhi
birthday
boring
breast
brother
busy
choom
Choot
Dadi
dhund
dirty
dosto
drink
dukhi
dushman
faraz
Fuck
Funny
gadha
galib
gandi batain
Ghazal
gussa
hazrat ali
hijab
HONTO
hussain
i am fine
I LOVE YOU
i miss u
If You Really Love Someone Arrange
janaza
jhoot
Jism
jokes
judai
kafan
khawab
khush Raho
khushi
Laut aao
lonely
love
maa baap
mafi
marne wale
masoom
mohsin
mother
MOUT
nafrat
naqab
NARAZ
narazgi
Naseeb
nazar andaz
paheli
parda
poetry
prayers
qasoor
raja
reply me
samandar
shaheed
shakespeare
signature
sindhi
Stylish
subha bakhair
sunday
Tere Chehra
tum yaad to aaogy
veena malik
waiting for you
wasi shah
wife
winter
worried
Ya allah
Yaaad
yaad
yakeen
YE WATAN