1 pathan aero plane me pilot

1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

May, 25 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 3022 views Funny

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Ek bAAr jAAn mAng kAr To DekhO

Ek bAAr jAAn mAng kAr To DekhO

Ek bAAr HumKo pukAAr kAr To DekhO

AgaR hUm nA ayeN To SamAjH lEnA
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PRINCE SorAhe hAin AuR Cell SilEnT pEr hAi

"BAHR-UL-KAHIL"

Teacher: "BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Kisay kEhtAy hAin?

StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho
Usay Bahr-ul-kahil
Kehtay hAin.

Molvi;muje wife k liya brazier chahiay.

Molvi;muje wife k liya
brazier chahiay.

Shopkeeper;size kai hai?

Molvi ;size to maloom nahi, per us k purani brazier se meri 2 topiy ban gai hain.->

how did aamir got s

How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
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Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost

How ... ?

Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->

1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"

1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"

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15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"

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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p

Happiest man is on whose,

Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper

What is height of Active laziness

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Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

Chinese scientists ne tehkikat

Chinese scientists ne tehkikat k baad
yeh inkeshaf kya hai ,
k surmaee chupkali ko agar ubal ker dhoop main sukha ker ,
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Aik Sheikh Sahab Ko Current Lag Gya.

Aik Sheikh Sahab Ko Current Lag Gya.

Bachon Ne Kaha Aba Jan Ko Bachao.

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Height of youthfulness..

Height of youthfulness....

KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..

manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..

but still looks wrinkle free

PABANDI DOUBLE SAWARI

Shair arz hai

BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI
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wah wah

BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI GHADA GAARI PE

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Teesray Kash May Shirt Utar Dayte Hon
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