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1 pathan aero plane me pilot
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1 pathan aero plane me pilot
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
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A hUnt3r shoOts
A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,bUt SRK DIES.Y????
sOchO sOchO...
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AreY jAn|X
tiGer wAs wAtchin climAx of DEVDAS
Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?
Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?
Student: Paani Nahi Toh
Hum Swim Kaise Karenge
Aur Swim Nahi
Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge...
Ek bacha dorta howa
Ek bacha dorta howa ghar aya aur maa se kaha: hamare parosi kis kadar garib hai un k bache ne ek rupe ka sika nigal liya hai aur wo sub ro rahe hai... ;->
i know a lot about
I Know A Lot About
Cars ...
I Can Look At A Car''''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly
Which Way It''''s
Coming ... ;->
tum to 14v ka chand ho
Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."
Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"
Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife..... ;->
Marriage s like
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
Chuhaa
EK "CHUHA" THA ?
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Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya..
wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho hi mat.
1 Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh k bola-
1 Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh k bola-
"Lafz tere Geet mere,Ghazal koi sunau kya?
Ladki-"Hath mera Gaal tera,Kan k niche bajau kya."
palkon paye apany bhitaya hain tumhain
palkon paye apany bhitaya hain tumhain
bury duao ke bhaad paya hain tumhain
aasany se nahin melay ho tum
INTERNALTION ZOO se chuarya hain tumhain
What Is The Moral Of Movie
What Is The Moral Of Movie
Om Shanti Om . . . ? ? ?
Ek Chutki Sinduur Ki Qeemat . . .
Ramesh Nahi Janta . . . ;->
us gali sy is wajah
Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!
Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->
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