1 pathan aero plane me pilot

1 pathan aero plane me pilot


1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
  

May, 25 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     3588 views       Funny

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