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Qualities a friend must have:
Qualities a friend must have: <Br/>Cute as crocodile. <Br/>Smart as donkey. <Br/>Active as turtle. <Br/>Fit as hippo. <Br/>Matured as monkey. <Br/>Sincerity like dog. <Br/>No douBt you are my good friend
2day i have not
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anyBody Except U. <Br/>2day i have not thought aBout anyBody Except U. <Br/>Because my policy is? <Br/>one day one fool…..!
Customer : How much is that banana for?
<Br/> <Br/>Customer : How much is that Banana for? <Br/> <Br/>Salesperson : Rs.10 <Br/> <Br/>Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6? <Br/> <Br/>Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the Banana peel! <Br/> <Br/>Customer : Okay I will Buy the Banana for Rs.4 , But you can keep the peel! <Br/>
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k t
<Br/> <Br/>JaB se Begum ne mujhe murgha Bana rakha hai, <Br/>Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir Bhi jhuka rakha hai, <Br/> <Br/>Bartano aaj mere sir pe Baraste kion ho ? <Br/>Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai, <Br/> <Br/>Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind, <Br/>Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai, <Br/> <Br/>Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra, <Br/>Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se Bacha rakha hai, <Br/> <Br/>Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko Bhi has k shohar, <Br/>Mar khane mein Bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai.. <Br/>
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many <Br/>coins I have in my pocket? <Br/>Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? <Br/>Sardar:Oji, I will give Both of them
Sardarji to others:
Sardarji to others: <Br/>Did anyone lose money wrapped in a ruBBer Band? <Br/>One said, Yes I did <Br/>Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day, <Br/>I found the ruBBerBand! <Br/>
A boy came running in the kitchen,
A Boy came running in the kitchen, <Br/>Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door <Br/>Dad(Looking at his wife): <Br/>Tell him we have already got one!
Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
<Br/> <Br/>Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge, <Br/>Tere jesa dost khone Bhi nahi denge, <Br/> <Br/>Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna, <Br/>Ek kaan k niche denge or rone Bhi nahie denge <Br/>
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha <Br/>Wife: y r u standing here? <Br/>Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon <Br/>Wife: To jao na..! <Br/>Sardar: Kase jaon Baher KUTTA khara hai
1 sardar airhostess se,
<Br/> <Br/>1 sardar airhostess se, <Br/>“Aapki shakal meri Biwi si Bohut milti hai!” <Br/> <Br/>Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. <Br/>sardar forun Bola:”Adat Bhi Bohut milti hai” <Br/>
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
Tofani Barish mein rat ko, <Br/>shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya <Br/>SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein? <Br/>Admin:Is tofani Barish mein kia <Br/>meri maa mujhey pizza lenay Bhejay gi?
Dil diya tha MOHABBT
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, <Br/>Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar. <Br/>Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne, <Br/>Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

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