''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
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<Br/>Teacher: JaB Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
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<Br/>Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
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<Br/>Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''
''Teacher: ShoaiB Akhtar is Male or Female?
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<Br/>Student: Female
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<Br/>Teacher: How?
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<Br/>Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery By ShoaiB Akhtar.''
''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Sath So Chuka Hon...
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<Br/>Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K JaB KUNDLI Mili hai.
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<Br/>To Adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi''
''Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.
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<Br/>Father: GhariB Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!
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<Br/>Son: Is se B GhariB Aaye to Mujhe BBula lena. :-)''
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
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<Br/>Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye
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<Br/>Aansu Saaf karna
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<Br/>AB is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''
''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:
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<Br/>Yaar Tumne KaBhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?
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<Br/>Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.
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<Br/>Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya''
''In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi FARAZ...
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<Br/>Geezar(Geyser) Tera KharaB Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!''
''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"
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<Br/>Jo jata tha BILLO k ghar AB kehta hy:
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<Br/>PREETO mery naal wiyaah kar lay''
