B SMS Messages22988 messages

''Boy&Girl in a resturent <Br/>Boy:Ilove u <Br/>Girl:Idon''t love u <Br/>Boy:But I lov u <Br/>Girl:nai <Br/>Boy:Waiter hamara alag alag Bil le k ana <Br/>Girl:Acha na I Love U Too''
''chandani raat ti,Bari Barsaat ti,hum dono ek sath tay,wo mere niche ti, me uske uper ta,ghalat na samajna,wo meri motorcycle ti''
''Police has arrested me for killing a BoySachi <Br/>i didnt kill himi jst askd him.. <Br/>"will u marry me? <Br/>"and and and&&&&&& wo khushi se he mar gaya. ;-)''
''moBile deshese <Br/>CALL <Br/> <Br/>chicken ka maza <Br/>SMS <Br/> <Br/>saBzi ka maza <Br/>MISS CALL <Br/> <Br/>daal ka maza <Br/>NO RESPONSE <Br/> <Br/>faaqa <Br/> <Br/>AJJ KUCH MELEYGA YA FAAQA KARNA PAREGA. ?
''4 things BOys dO in exam hal: <Br/> <Br/>1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator <Br/>3.reading d Brand name Of pen <Br/>4.thinkings 2stdy 4next exam-:-D..
''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven" <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: Iska Kya MatlaB Hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, <Br/> <Br/>Aur Wahan Dekha SaB Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha. <Br/> <Br/>AAL IZ WELL. <Br/> <Br/>AAL IZ WELL. :-)
''Teacher: Translate This PunjaBi Sentence Into English <Br/> <Br/>Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: <Br/>A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here..
''Difference Between Friend & Wife <Br/> <Br/>You can Tell Your Friend <Br/>"You are my Best Friend" <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>Do you have courage tell to your Wife <Br/>"You are my Best Wife?"
''Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN! <Br/>HoW r u..?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KhuSh h0 gAe nA! <Br/> <Br/>AB ALLAH HafiZ! <Br/> <Br/>MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF BAnAnA hy...
''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo.. <Br/>nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliBan wale aarahe hain caBle catwa do....
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: <Br/> <Br/>Me sick, no work <Br/> <Br/>Boss SMS Back: <Br/> <Br/>When I am sick I kiss my wife try it <Br/> <Br/>2 hours later sardar sms 2 Boss: <Br/> <Br/>Me ok, ur wife very sweet..