''chandani raat ti,

''chandani raat ti,
''chandani raat ti,bari barsaat ti,hum dono ek sath tay,wo mere niche ti, me uske uper ta,ghalat na samajna,wo meri motorcycle ti''
  

May, 24 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     2580 views       Funny

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Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?


A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???


A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office


Books TO Files


Jeans To Formal


Pepsi To Juices


Girlfriend To Wife


What Will Never Change Is

DOSTI ? ;->
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Science Teacher :
" Agar Koi Lari Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss
Kro , Foran Theek Ho
Jayegi ... "

Student:
"Magar , Sir Usay Behosh
Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;->
1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..



Bachay 3 he Achay, Biviyaan to Beshak 4 Rakh :-)
Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai
k Yeh Taiz Hawa Apne Sath Sub
Bagirton Ko ley Jay Gi
Is Ley Ap Chaat Per Maze Lene Na Ana
Warna Kidnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness

May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->
What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??















Umar Gul