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''2 apimy amm

''2 apimy amm (mango) k Bagh gaye. 1 ne kaha kash ham mango hoti to kitna acha hota.dosry ny kaha ye to mushkil nahy he chalo lattak jatey hai.kuch dair k Bad 1 gir geya dosry ny pocha Q tak kar gir gaye, phele ny jawaB diya nahi paak kar gir geya.''

A prisoner was about to be executed.

''A prisoner was aBout to Be executed. Just Before his execution the officer asked him aBout his any last request he said I want to update my faceBook status:D''

''A mathmatical question!

''A mathmatical question! 36 + 30 + 38 =??? Ans? 104 no yar once again 36 + 30 + 38 = BhaBi confused??? Yar apni Sania BhaBi. :-)}

''Husband wanted to call the hospital

''HusBand wanted to call the hospital to ask aBout his pregnant wife, But accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out By lunch, last one was a duck!”..:-P''

''bethay thay

''Bethay thay darya k kinary tujh ko Bhulany fraz .. .. achanak koi Begerat peechy sey dhakka dey gya''

''aankh se ansoo behte rahe

''aankh se ansoo Behte rahe tha gham uski judai ka hum dil par chot sehte rahe din aya sagaai ka farak na pada mehangai ka vo keemti anguthiya pehante rahe hum dil par chot sehte rahe Beet gayi raat shehnai ki aya din judai ka vo mercedies mei Beth ke alvida kehte rahe hum dil par chot sehte rahe ankh se ansuu Behte rahe''

''tiger buscuit

''tiger Buscuit ''Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay , ~*~Tamana~*~ Ek Larki humein Baacha samjh k pappi dy gai''''

''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian

''''phele Bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki Botian mshooq ne dikar li phir dekh Bhal kay is mein qasoor aashiq-e-marhoom ka B tha kaghaz rakh dia tha kaleeja nikal k..''''

''Aya re larkiyon

''Aya re larkiyon ki what lagane larkiyon ne kya hai larkon ko tang apni Bi hai aB inse jung larkion ki BaBa assi tassi AYA RE LARKIOYON KI WHAT LAGANE BABA LARKE ZINDABAD''

''KaSH Hum Aap ka MobiLe Number Hote

''KaSH Hum Aap ka MoBiLe NumBer Hote Har Waqt Aap ko Yaad To Hote Shayad KaBhi Aap Humain BadaL Detay Magar Humse Bicharnay Ki KhaBar To SaB ko Detay''

''Asslam-o-alaikum--- "Good Morning"

''Asslam-o-alaikum--- "Good Morning" ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! AB Neeche kia nashta dhoond rahe ho? Aik Bar keh to dia''

''Hum ne ki dosti

''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k Bad, Kuch B na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad, Duniya chor deinge apko chorne k Bad, ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot Bolne k Bad.''

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