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''Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha <Br/>ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he <Br/>hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he......... <Br/>KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI <Br/>SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....''
''Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai... <Br/>Charsi: Te Theek Ay.....Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay.....? ;-) B-)''
''Larka:Mere sath chalogi GIRL:Kehan?Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahan. <Br/>GIRL: 0K Police station chalte hen <Br/>Larka: Lo Batao aB Banda apni Baji se mazaq B nhi kr sakta''
''Que: Ek BaBy Africa Main paida hui.... <Br/>Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Socho <Br/>Socho <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>Are itna Bhi kya sochna <Br/> <Br/>Kya kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant Bhi hotain hain?''
''Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya.. <Br/> <Br/>Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya... <Br/> <Br/>Jo mere dil main aisa samaya... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Jaise porani haveli main Bhoot ka saya....''
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>Us main 85 daal kar MoBile ka Card Load kar leta hai. <Br/> <Br/>B.V: Ye kya? <Br/> <Br/>Shaikh: Sadqa GhariB Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''
''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta Bhi 7 tha. <Br/> <Br/>jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH" <Br/> <Br/>nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar Bhag giya wo nangi uske piche Bhagne lagi. <Br/> <Br/>Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se Boli Khan SahB ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka. <Br/> <Br/>Phatan: Wai QurBan hum ne to tumhara saB kuch deka.''
''Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka" <Br/>"Yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka" <Br/> <Br/>Remix By FARAAZ <Br/> <Br/>"Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka" <Br/>"Naap liya mere sey dia mere dia mere Baap ka"
''Larkey Wale: <Br/>ap ki Beti kuch karti he?. <Br/>Larki wale: <Br/>Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.''
''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon. <Br/>Ladki: Bolo <Br/>Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.
''Din Dhal Gaya Or Raat Agai <Br/> <Br/>Wah Wah <Br/> <Br/>Din Dhal gaya Or Raat Agai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kamine Bher Ja Kar Dekh Teri Behn Ki Barat Agai.
''JaB Load Shedding ho Out of Control. <Br/>Khirki Darwaze Khol. <Br/>... <Br/>Khirki Darwaze Khol. <Br/>... <Br/>Chnada mama ko Bol <Br/>All is Well <Br/>WAPDA KIA JAANE <Br/>Student KA kia ho ga?? <Br/>Revision kare ya Paseene mein Khuwar ho ga?? <Br/> <Br/>to mom Bati jla, Generatot Chal ya <Br/>U.P.S laga k Bol <Br/>Bhaya all is well.....''