''Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?
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<Br/>Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
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<Br/>Police: To Ghar Me Karo
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<Br/>Aadmi: TaB Iske HusBand Par Kya Asar Parega?
''1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik Bht khuBsort jwan lrki ko lift di,
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<Br/>Achank rsty main Boht tez tofani Barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,
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<Br/>Itfaq sy room B sirf aik he khali tha,
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<Br/>Dono so gay or suBha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.
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<Br/>MORAL:
<Br/>mery sms gandy nahi hoty.
''Dear Friends.
<Br/>I''m switching Off My NumBer,
<Br/>Due to My Exams Because I have to Work Hard to Get Good Grades
<Br/>Plz contact Me after
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<Br/>15 Mins
<Br/>JaB Mera Dimag Set Hojae. :-
''Ladies were fighting for the seat in Bus,
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<Br/>Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all.
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<Br/>At last he said: Beta kyun lar rahe ho ?
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<Br/>Is ka hal mein tum ko Batata hon Tum mein se jo Bhi umar mein Bari hai wo Baith jaye,
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''AIk Charsi QaBristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....
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<Br/>Police Aa Gayi....
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<Br/>To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI
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<Br/>POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO???
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<Br/>CHARSI: Kuch Nai Apne Baap K Lya Dua Kr Raha Hon....
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<Br/>POLICE: Ya QaBar To Kisi Bachay KI QaBar HAi......''
''Memon ka Beta:
<Br/>aBBu 2 Rps do na
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<Br/>ABBu:nahi dunga
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<Br/>Beta:aBBu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek Bat Bataon ga
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<Br/>ABBu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi Batao
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<Br/>Beta:doodh wala ammi ko Bol raha tha k aBhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
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<Br/>Moral :
<Br/>Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
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<Br/>LIBRA SUNAAR''
''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY
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<Br/>WAH
<Br/>WAH
<Br/>WAH
<Br/>WAH
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<Br/>AUR HO TERA DEDAR BAR BAR ES LEYEA JAMAL GHOTA RAKA HY''
''Aaj Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Call Mat Karana,
<Br/>Na Sms Karana, Baat Bhi Mat Karana,
<Br/>Milane Ki Koshish To Bhul Se Bhi Mat Karana,
<Br/>Kyonki Doctor Ne Mujhe
<Br/>Mithi Cheejo Se Dur Rahane Ko Kaha Hai''
''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.
<Br/>HsBnd: JB tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
<Br/>Wife:Lekin Usay to Gana hi nhi ata tha
<Br/>HSBnd:Te tenu kera anda Ae.''
''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
<Br/>They said,
<Br/>“We want 2 disturB some good person.”
<Br/>I suggest them your name.
<Br/>They said,
<Br/>“We cannot disturB our Boss.”''
