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aap ko miss karna roz ki Baat hai <Br/>aap ko yaad karna aadat ki Baat hai <Br/>aap se door rehna kismat ki Baat hai <Br/>magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki Baat hai
AB to khush ho na Hindustani ? <Br/>Raaj karegi imported Rani <Br/>217 Hizdo ne ek videshi ko di kaman <Br/>aB kaBhi na kahna mera Bharat mahan.
Two friends Billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as...... <Br/> <Br/>Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words . <Br/> <Br/>So Billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!! <Br/> <Br/>Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My Best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father..... <Br/> <Br/>So this was how Billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"...... <Br/> <Br/>Fathers & fathers are everywhere , But good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , But my Best father is pyarelal. He is my neighBour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much.... <Br/>
Hitler Bhi Chala Gaya, <Br/>Saddam Bhi Pakda gaya, <Br/>Bin Laden ka Bhi pata Nahi, <Br/>Tum Bhi Dekhte nahi.... <Br/>Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..
an araB was Being interviewed at a US checkpoint. <Br/>you name pls. " aBdul aziz " <Br/>sex? " six times a week!! " <Br/>no, no, I mean male or female! " <Br/>doesn''t matters, sometimes even camel!!! "
teacher: what do you want to Become? <Br/>li''l Johnny: doctor !! <Br/>teacher: why? <Br/>lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell <Br/>a woman to take off her clothes and ask her <Br/>husBand to pay for it
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is Baat pe itna hasti, tum uss Baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is Baat pe ye kehti,tum uss Baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
Think Big.. <Br/>Think Smart.. <Br/>Think Positive.. <Br/>Think Beautiful.. <Br/>Think Great.. <Br/>I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut... <Br/>Just Think aBout me..
Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. Blinded By me, u can''t c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz
wese tusi na..... <Br/>Tusi <Br/>Baray <Br/>cute, <Br/>smart, <Br/>intellegent, <Br/>nice, <Br/>loving, <Br/>caring, <Br/>dashing, <Br/>adoraBle, <Br/>marveellous, <Br/>attractive, <Br/>friendly, <Br/>or lovely <Br/>Banday ka <Br/>msg parh <Br/>rahay ho!!!:)
wese tusi na..... <Br/>Tusi <Br/>Baray <Br/>cute, <Br/>smart, <Br/>intellegent, <Br/>nice, <Br/>loving, <Br/>caring, <Br/>dashing, <Br/>adoraBle, <Br/>marveellous, <Br/>attractive, <Br/>friendly, <Br/>or lovely <Br/>Banday ka <Br/>msg parh <Br/>rahay ho!!!:)
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