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Muncipalty Van
Muncipalty Van JAANVARON ko uthane ke liye aayi hai, <Br/>Tujhe.... Apni dosti ki kasam.... Please Bhaag ja.
Clinton, Tony
Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell. <Br/>Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs <Br/>Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs <Br/>Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re <Br/>Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference? <Br/>He replied: Hell to hell is local.
A Sardarji goes
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands But starts washing the Basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar Board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
A Sardarji goes
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands But starts washing the Basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar Board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
When a man opens
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can Be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife
70 yr old man
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running Behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars But they can''t drive it.
when ur life is in
when ur life is in darkness''pray to God and ask him to free u from darkness and if after u prayed and u r still in darkness pay ur ELECTRIC BILL
(@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying...
(@) Smiling.... <Br/>(!.!) Crying... <Br/>(;) Angry... <Br/>(:) Bored... <Br/>(-)Proud... <Br/>(o) Hungry... <Br/>(,) Happy.. <Br/>(?) Confused... <Br/>(-.-)Sleepy Jo marzi shakal Bana lo nahana to parega... Good day Dear
Chaloo yah karoo shabash
<Br/>Chaloo yah karoo shaBash <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Here is a car........ <Br/>........................-----;--, <Br/>...............___/_,{)..|__;.__ <Br/>............/..._.............:......_..\ <Br/>...........''--(_)------------(_)---'' <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>And here is the key....... <Br/> <Br/>-.--. <Br/>/.-.''----------. <Br/>\''-''.--"--""-"-'' <Br/>-''--'' <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AB jaldee se saaaf karo main ne Bohut zaroori kaam se jana hai...
While selling Parachute
While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo Button daBao aur aap zameen par safely land! <Br/>Customer: Agar parachute na khula to? <Br/>Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!
No Visits No Calls No SMS
No Visits <Br/>No Calls <Br/>No SMS <Br/>No Missed Calls <Br/> <Br/>I''m worried kya hoa <Br/> <Br/>Zoo waloon ne doBara pakar lia kya?
Repeat these lines
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will Be a millionaire within few months. <Br/> <Br/>"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"

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