While selling Parachute

While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely land!
Customer: Agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!

May, 24 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2397 views Funny

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a prayer 2 bless ur

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
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Utray ga FARAZ...

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thakk..

Rok ustaad

Utray ga

FARAZ...

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Raanjha : To Main Kon Sa
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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P

''Banane Wale ne

''Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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pappumere ac me 10

Pappu-Mere a/c Me 10 Crore Cash
Aur Ketrina Se
Shadi 10 Second Me Kra Do?

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Jin-Aaka! Hukm Karo,Haramipan Nahi.

Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

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Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

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Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

Hi cute sweet

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Most Graceful the smartest Beautiful person
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AB KHUSH???

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2 pyaz , 3 lahsan ,

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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''

Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?

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Pati : Arey Nahi,
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