While selling Parachute

While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely land!
Customer: Agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!

May, 24 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2447 views Funny

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What Do You Call A

What Do You Call A Beautiful Woman iN West Indies . . . . ?
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TOURiST . . . ;->

Wat Does A Witch

Wat Does A Witch Ask 4 When sHe Arrives At A HoteL?
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Broom Service

Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?

Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?

Girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn.

Sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan bari bsharam hn 1 baat ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayi..!

:Tum Hi To Ho

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Pathan In Crore-Pati

Pathan In Crore-Pati

Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)

bijli chali gai

jisey dil diya wo dili chali gai

jisey piar kia wo poona chali gai

jisey ishq kia wo itly chali gai

majboor hoker socha

khudkushi ker loon

per bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai.

Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?

Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is Not A Real Dog.

Before Marriage:-

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

Woh aayi muskuraee,

Woh aayi muskuraee,

usne kaha,humne suna,

woh kehti gayi hum sunte rahe,

woh chal di,humse raha na gaya ,

bas keh hi diya...

"MADAM ATTENDENCE TO LAGA do."

ab terey sath gold

Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..

Do you know what

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?

It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->

Bandy Da Puttar Ban.

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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.

Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)

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