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<Br/> <Br/>CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A <Br/>CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T <Br/>WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A <Br/>CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T <Br/>WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION. As of May 2001 Viagra will only Be availaBle through chemists By its chemical name.So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN. Thank you
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllaBus dekha to yaad aaya, <Br/>Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, <Br/>Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, <Br/>SaB Kuch Alag Hai SaB Kuch Naya Hai
Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha <Br/>"Is mahine salary ke Badle 100 kiss Bhej raha hun." <Br/> <Br/>Wife ne jawaB dia <Br/>"Aap ki salary k Badle 100 kiss milay, hissaB Bhej ri hin: <Br/> <Br/>1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya, <Br/> <Br/>2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari, <Br/> <Br/>3.SaBziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari <Br/> <Br/>4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai <Br/> <Br/>Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas aBhi lag Bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain. <Br/> <Br/>Mahina aaram se kat jayega."
Listen how ppl r now a dayz. i was sittin in a mandir,da pujari was aBt 2 show da aarthi n d guy near me lit a cigarrette.i was shocked tht i ALMOST DROPPED MY BEER
Life is difficult, <Br/>full of trials.. <Br/>Sorrow.. <Br/>Pain.. <Br/>Bt if u fall down, just standup straight,B confident & say... <Br/> <Br/>"KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA."
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? AB Kya Karoge ? KaButar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka NumBer Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
Pappu: Bapu idhar aa... <Br/>Jeeto: Aise nahin Bolte Beta, daddy ko izzat se Bulate hai. <Br/>Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja
1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a Boundary. <Br/>1st pathan: Kya Goal mara. <Br/>2nd pathan : Raha na Bewakoof ka Bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai