Police ConstaBle to his SOn: "Tumhara result acha Nahi aya, aj se Sara Khelna ,Baher jana Or T.v BAND"
<Br/>Son: " Yeh 100 ruppee Pakro orr Mamla khatam karu "
Dad 2 Son: When I Beat You How do you control ur ANger?
<Br/>Song: I start cleaning toilet.
<Br/>Dad How Does that satisfy u?
<Br/>Son:I clean it With Your ToothBrush
Man , Mistri G , Bed MazBoot Banana , Mere Bete ko Bahu k sath Sona hai
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<Br/>Mistri : aisa mazBoot Banaun ga k Sara Muhalla Bahu k sath Soye Bhi tu Nahi totay Ga!
Biscuit maker''s Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, But the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger. Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I''ll Become a Krack-Jack
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
• When I send SMS to u, it doesn''t mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates By courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted
