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Napolean says " The Word " ImpossiBle" is not in my dictionary " <Br/>Santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.
1986 ki Girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo? <Br/>Mom: Na Baiti Log Kiya kahe gaye <Br/>2006 ki girl: MAMA mini skirt phen lo? <Br/>Mom: Pehn Baiti Kuch tu Phen
Bolna tusi V nahi Bulana Aisi V Nai <Br/>Hasana tusi V nai Hasna Asi V nai <Br/>Ana tusi V nai Bulana Asi V nai <Br/>Sms Karna tusi V nBahi Tay chhadna asi V nai
Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe Bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire Body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)
Juice Piyo <Br/>Pepsi piyo <Br/>Coke Piyo <Br/>Marinda Piyo <Br/>Dew piyo <Br/>aur piyo <Br/>Kyonke , Pampers aB sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)
Juice Piyo <Br/>Pepsi piyo <Br/>Coke Piyo <Br/>Marinda Piyo <Br/>Dew piyo <Br/>aur piyo <Br/>Kyonke , Pampers aB sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)
2 Sardars Looking at egyptan Mummies, <Br/>Sardar 1: Look so many Bandages ,Pakka truck accident hai <Br/>Sardar 2: aaho , ais liye Truck NumBer Bhi likha ha BC-1760
garmi ka kya faida hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sochoo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ABhi tak sooch rahey ho ?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sardi nahi lagti
This is a magic Trick <Br/> <Br/>aik thanda paani lein aur us ko apney BaraBer wala par phenk dein yeh thanda paani us Bandey ko garam kar dey gaa At your Own Risk
**Preaty <Br/>**Karina <Br/>**Amisha <Br/>**Rani <Br/>**Ash <Br/>**Sush <Br/>**Shilpa <Br/>**Rakhi <Br/>**Bipasha <Br/>**Mallika <Br/>**Meghna <Br/>**All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN
TOM CrUISE went to court to prove that he is the most Handsome & good Looking on earth But he failed and came out Angrily and asked: <Br/>Yar YE Hamy koun HAi ??
2 Sardar Bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun Bhool gaye phir Bhi Bank loot liya .. KAISE ?? <Br/>after all manager Bhi Sardar the..Bola gun kal dikha jana!