SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
<Br/>Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
<Br/>Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
<Br/>The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!
SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
<Br/>Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
<Br/>Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
<Br/>The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath Baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
<Br/>Moral: Ladkiyan Badal jaati hain, ladke nahin Badaltey
Tujhe Lita K Loon
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<Br/>Ya Bitha K Loun
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<Br/>Karun andhera Ya BulB Jala k Loun
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<Br/>ya Tujhe Karu Khara Phir Teri Jhuka k Loun
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<Br/>aB tu Hi Bata k MaiN teri Phoro kaise loun ??
You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
<Br/>So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
<Br/>come and Fill those gaps By holding ur hand for ever
HusBand And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.
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<Br/>Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further
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<Br/>So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)
Ek Chota BaBy Apni Mummy Ko Kehta hai .
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<Br/>" IS MaiN kia hai Mumy ? "
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<Br/>Mumy: ais main mera Pyara sa BaBy hai
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<Br/>" Itna hi pyara tha tu kah kyo liya? " :P lolx
A Boy n girl of 5 class asked teacher : Kiya chotay Bachon ke Bhi Bachay hote hain ? ?
<Br/>Teacher Said : Nahi kaBhi nahi
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<Br/>Boy said to Girl : Aur tum aise hi darr rahi thi
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<Br/>hahahahahaahhaahhaahah
Breaking News: NawaB AkBar Bugti is alive.
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<Br/>He escaped from the Back side of cave on his Honda CD70 and was shouting
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<Br/>"MAIN TE HONDA EE LAYSAAN"!
Teacher to Santa " Where were U Born?
<Br/>Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
<Br/>Teacher : Spell it?
<Br/>Santa : (after thinking) I think I was Born in GOA.
