every morning ur d 1st thing tat comes2my mind
<Br/>i wish i wud start my day with u in my Bed
<Br/>i luv d feel on my lips
<Br/>u just make my day
<Br/>i lvu u "NESCAFE"...
Simran- having smaller
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<Br/>RamBa-Bigger
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<Br/>Ramyakrishna- one is Big one is small
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<Br/>Aishwaryarai- Both are small
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<Br/>What is that?
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<Br/>U naughty,
<Br/>It is letter R !
teenage girl was on fone for 30 min B4 she hung up.
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<Br/>Father: that wus short, u should atleast talk 4 2 hrs, wut happened??
<Br/>Girl replied: it wus wrong numBer.
What is meant By ABCD
<Br/>A Boy Can Do Every Thing For a Girl
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<Br/>DFEDCBA means..
<Br/>Girl forgets Everything Done n Catches New Boy again:)
Common dialouge after Examz And wedding Night:
<Br/>" kaisa hua? , Acha hua? , per thora lamBa tha
<Br/>Thora choot gaya, Zara jaldi ho gaya , aata tha per theek se nai hua,"
DONO EYES PE
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<Br/>DONO CHEEKS PE
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<Br/>DO BAR LIPS PE
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<Br/>EK BAR NECK PE
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<Br/>DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY
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<Br/>SONE SE PEHLE
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<Br/>-:D
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<Br/>LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p
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<Br/>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
