Baniye ki wife Bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur Bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin Bachogi to plz candle Bujha dena
JAisa K aap SuB MUSLIMS ko pata hay K MAHE RAMZAN start ho gaya hai,
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<Br/>Tu Ais LIye Ap Apney MoBile Mein save tamam Dirty Jokes,Pic msgz orr Girls k NumBers
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<Br/>KArnay say pehlay Mujhe Farward Kar day
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<Br/>Thanks A Lot
Angel Took Man 2 Hell there he Saw " MOLANA FAZAL-UR-REHMAN" Dancing With BIPASHA.
<Br/>Man. Angel Jii Is Ki Saza itni Mazedar Kyo?
<Br/>angel, SAZA tu BIPASHA ko Mili Hai :D
JAha Raha hai Mera SMS , Na jane Kya Gul Khelaye Ga ?
<Br/>Pyar Se Parha jaye ga ya Bina dekhe Delete Ho jaye ga
<Br/>ager delte na hoga tu ek reply zaror aye ga
BAy Sharam Ki 3 Neeshaniyan
<Br/>1:KaBhi Miss cal nahi karegay
<Br/>2:Ganday ganday SMS muskara k send kare gaye
<Br/>3:Don''t Scroll Down
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<Br/>i say Don''t Scrol down
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<Br/>Jiss Bat ka mana karu woh zaror kre gaye
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
<Br/>I can''t Believe u Did That!
<Br/>Again?
<Br/>For God Sake! LORD!!
<Br/>Why u Still Doing it?
<Br/>Truth is out now!
<Br/>MENTAL CASE!!
Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
<Br/>Confused Banta: How the hell?
<Br/>Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
The Breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The Birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to saB auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
<Br/>Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere Baap ka Character Begar jayega.
