2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Khuda muje dunia ki saari
<Br/>nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "ABe tu maut maang raha
<Br/>hai ki Reliance mai JoB.
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
<Br/>A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
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<Br/>Continue to do so.
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
<Br/>comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' Bolo
<Br/>ta ra ra.
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
<Br/>HusBand : Nothing.
<Br/>Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve Been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
<Br/>hour ...?? HusBand : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
<Br/>Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
<Br/>Customer : I Bet you, it won''t.
<Br/>Post Master : Why not?
<Br/>Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.
What is the part of Female''s Body which has
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<Br/>Don''t Think Wrong Stupid
<Br/>It''s Eye
Boy to a Girl : ager main tumhari sirf kiss karu tu tum kia socho gi?
<Br/>Girl : I will think ek Bewakof jo purra USA ghoom sakta tha airport se hi wapis chala gaya
BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!
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<Br/>Main Niyat karta hoon 2 punjaBi marane ki ,
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<Br/>6 rocket fire farz ,
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<Br/>wasatay Bugti Uncle ke ,
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<Br/>Muu mera kohloo sharif ki taraf
DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
<Br/>Son: Pata Nahi
<Br/>Dad: KaBhi Ghar se Nikla karo
<Br/>Son: ABu ,YaqBon SahaB Kaun Hain?
<Br/>Dad: Pata nahi
<Br/>Son: KaBhi Ghar mian Bhi ap Raha Karu !
