2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
<Br/>1st: yar pait main Buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
<Br/>2nd: yar khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi Baatain na kar
1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?
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<Br/>1 Larki jo Pyar de
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<Br/>1 Larki jo acha khana Banaye
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<Br/>1 larki jo paisa kamaye
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<Br/>Aur aisa naseeB ke tino larkiyaan ek dusre se mill na sakaye
Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya
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<Br/>Khud apne Husn Ka Deewana Ho gaya
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<Br/>MuqaBla-e-Husn main hisa liya Apne Bhi
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<Br/>aurron ko tu Cup mila apko Jurmana Ho Gaya
Oye Uthho!!!
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<Br/>Yeh Koi Soney Ka Waqt hai?
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<Br/>Haan?
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<Br/>JaB dekho Sota rehti ho
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<Br/>Sari Umar so So ke Bitani hai kiya ?
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<Br/>AB Mujhe reply mat karna...
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<Br/>I am Sleeping.......:)
Tumhara Blood Group Kya ha?
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<Br/>.Urgently call karke Bata
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<Br/>Mere Dost ke Kutte ka accident ho gaya hai
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<Br/>Doctor ne kaha kisi aawara kuttee ka khhon chaiye
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se Bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?
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<Br/>Begum: Aik Dum
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<Br/>HusBand: tu phir apni dosri tang Bi mere upar rakh do..
