U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING Blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You
Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?
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<Br/>Ghanti Baji
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<Br/>Bandar ne MoBile Uthaya
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<Br/>AB Woh Sms Pahr raha hai
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<Br/>HMmm
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<Br/>AB Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko Send karu?
Tum Ek aise Don ho Jiske Pass Har Lock Ki chaBi hai
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<Br/>TaBhi tu Aapko Don With Key kehte hain
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<Br/>Aur
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<Br/>Pyar se
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<Br/>" DONKEY" kehtye hain
Girl: Main tumhare liye saB kuch chor doongi
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<Br/>Boy: Maa Baap ?
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<Br/>Girl: yes
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<Br/>Boy: Khana Pina?
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<Br/>Girl: Yes
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<Br/>Boy: Apni Dostien
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<Br/>Girl : Yes
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<Br/>Boy : Star Plus
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<Br/>Girl : Mu ShamBhal kar Bat kar
Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?
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<Br/>Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi
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<Br/>tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?
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<Br/>papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi thi sir
ALLAH Bachaye !
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<Br/>Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v Se
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<Br/>DuBai k shiekh Se Nai ki Shave se
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<Br/>Aurat ki Bewafai se Haram ki Kamayi se Orr apki Judai se
Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo
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<Br/>"A Beautiful girl is walking in a park"
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<Br/>Student:
<Br/>"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."
BOY:I''ll climB the tallest mountain,swim the deepest ocean, walk onhot coals Barefoot just to meet you!!!
<Br/>GIRL:How sweet!! can we meet now??
<Br/>BOY: not now!! it''s raining outside!!!!!
Woh choom lain ek Bar to aati nahi neend
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<Br/>unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he Beet
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<Br/>iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo
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<Br/>"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
