B SMS Messages22988 messages

Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl! <Br/> <Br/>Go 2 her & ask "is ur dad a <Br/> <Br/>terrorist" She''ll say "wat?" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Then u say "no no I asked coz u <Br/> <Br/>r such a BomB"
BREAKING NEWS: Terrorists have kidnapped MEERA and demanded 5000000 Rs otherwise they will Burn her with Kerosene Oil.So plz donate.I ve also donated 15 liters.
Yaar aik warid kay <Br/>card ka numBer <Br/>send karo plz <Br/>(1000 wala) <Br/>jaldi... <Br/> <Br/>main tumhain <Br/>1000 kay note <Br/>ka numBer <Br/>send kar <Br/>raha hoon. <Br/> <Br/>DBK874326
Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 Bottles of. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Pepsi (chilled) with chips. It''s urgent Cell no & name is as displayed <Br/>Hamy a.K.a Efie a.K.a FeBZ <Br/>03343004071 <Br/>:)
A Boy goes to his dads friend late nite,he is told to sleep in BaBy''s room,But he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid BaBy kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the Breakfast taBle.The Boy asked,who r u? <Br/>Im the BaBy,n u? <Br/>Mai ullu ka pattha!
once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the Best? <Br/> <Br/>cow:i give milk so i m the Best <Br/> <Br/>elephant:i m powerful so i m the Best? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Say something its ur turn!
Agar ap ko Bura na lagy, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mood theek ho, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Time ho pass, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SaB kam chor k, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Thora ehsas ho to, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dil mane to, <Br/> <Br/>to <Br/> <Br/>to <Br/> <Br/>aik <Br/> <Br/>(SMILE PLZ)
Gum me jine ka maza aata hai, GariBo k dar pe Bhi khuda aata hai,Ek hum hai k har roz SMS karte hai,ek tumhara SMS jaise..4 saal Baad WORLD CUP aata hai!.
MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain.. <Br/> <Br/>CALL karne se jo darty hain.. <Br/> <Br/>BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..??? <Br/> <Br/>Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)
MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain.. <Br/> <Br/>CALL karne se jo darty hain.. <Br/> <Br/>BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..??? <Br/> <Br/>Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)
Open with Love. <Br/> <Br/>Kuch kehna hai apse <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Dar lag raha hy <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Wohi Baat jo dil ko chhu jae <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Wohi 3 lafz <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Mind to nai kro gay? <Br/> <Br/>"INSAN BAN JAO"
LaB-pe-aati hai duaa Ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,IMPRESS muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANS se mere Badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUSAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k Bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se B mohaBat krna,Mere ALLAH parrhaayi se Bachana muj ko,ISHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.