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Close ur eyes.. Think about urself
Close ur eyes.. <Br/>Think aBout urself <Br/> <Br/>Ur face, <Br/>Ur style, <Br/>Ur nature, <Br/>Ur looks, <Br/>Now open ur eyes. <Br/>U have spent half a min watching <Br/>A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
1 Pathan pani P raha tha .
1 Pathan pani P raha tha <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>AB kya Pathan pani Bhi nahi p sakta ???Iss main Bhi joke chahiay tum logo ko ???
A A A A A A A A
A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>Anchiii...Xcuse me plz! S0rry 2 disturB u.
Teacher: "pappu ne
Teacher: "pappu ne dopahar ka khana khaya" Es ka future tense Batao? <Br/> <Br/>Student: "pappu thori deir Baad poti karay ga ...
hello.. hello.. hello..
hello.. <Br/> <Br/>hello.. <Br/> <Br/>hello.. <Br/> <Br/>hello.. <Br/> <Br/>Aawaaz nahin aa rahi? <Br/> <Br/>HELLO...? <Br/> <Br/>aB aawaaz ayi? <Br/> <Br/>AB Bhi nahin?.. <Br/> <Br/>..Aawaaz ayege Bhi kaise? <Br/> <Br/>Pagal ye to sms aya hai!:-)
1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .
1 morgi ne 3 anday diye . <Br/>Aur dua mangi BaBies naik nikley. <Br/>kuch din Bad BaBies niklay. <Br/>pehla BaBy namaz parta hua nikla. <Br/>dosra BaBy tazBih parta hua nikla. <Br/>tesre anday se BaBy nahi nikla to murgi pareshan ho gai , itney mai andy se awaz aai , ammi mai aitekaf mai Betha hun
5 easy steps 4 a lovely morning.
5 easy steps 4 a lovely morning. <Br/>Open ur eyes, <Br/>Take a deep Breath, <Br/>Stretch ur Body, <Br/>Take da Breath out n say its to early and sleep again:-)
Today is MDPS DAY MDPS bolay to...!...
Today is MDPS DAY MDPS Bolay to...!... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>"MAKE DUFFER People SMILE" i''ve done my part, now u send it 2 all ur Duffer friends & make them SMILE :)
5 sardars & a girl
5 sardars & a girl were hanging Below a helicopter on a resQ rope. <Br/> <Br/>Pilot: One must leave Bcoz of overload. <Br/> <Br/>Girl: I''ll sacrifice.All sardars started clapping <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Pathan Born in JUNGLE
Pathan Born in JUNGLE is called SHER KHAN <Br/> <Br/>Born in WAR is BANDOOQ KHAN <Br/> <Br/>Born in 0cean SAMANDAR KHAN <Br/> <Br/>Born in garden GUL khan <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>when Born in a BUS New khan.
Boy To His Girlfriend:
Boy To His Girlfriend:Darling Maray Kaan Me Kuch Garam Sa, <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Naram Sa, <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Namkin Sa, <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Mitha Sa Kaho. <Br/> <Br/>Girlfrind Sharmatey Huway Boli:Halwa Pur
Aik bachcha apni
Aik Bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : Beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?

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