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teacher : U failure !

Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, But at ur age hitler commited suicide

Thandi hai CoFFe

Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar Lo, Is PaTHar DiL ko thoda sa NaRaM kar Lo, Aapke hote hue InBoX khali Hai, Thori si to YaaRoN sHaRaM kar Lo...;-)

Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane

Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane K Rs.50,000/-Lgengey HusBand:Pagal Ho Kia?Qazi Ne Rs.101/- May Shaadi Karwai Thi! VAKeeL Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja

Usualy i only snd msg

Usualy i only snd msg to 3 peopl who r either: vry cute vry swe8 or vry special Bt in ur case i m making an exeption U r 3 in 1:-)

Ek bari ek bhikhari

Ek Bari ek Bhikhari Santa ko kehta k Bhagwaan ke naam pe kuch dede..Santa ne apni cycle Bahar nikali aur usko. . . . . . . Cycle pe "JHOOTHE" dene lagg gaya--..

Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter. One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil? Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old Man - How can you tell so accurately? Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days Back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.

Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?

Santa: QutuB Minar kahan hai? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: KaBhi ghar se nikla karo. Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai? Santa: Pata nahi. Pappu: KaBhi Ghar me Bhi raha karo

Khobsurat phoolon

KhoBsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi Bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.

Nurse-congrats:

Nurse-congrats: Aapke jurwa Bete hue hain..... Santa: Ye to hona hi tha... Nurse- Kyon? Santa: JaB dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA

Man: sir i m married,

Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite numBer, Astropamist: Oh. No. aB ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga…

Hi, aap ki 1 Photo

Hi, aap ki 1 Photo chahiye jaldi send karo kion ke 1 kitaB chaph rahe hae us ke main page ke liye us kitaB ka name hae "QaBar ka Murda"

A fat girl is waiting

A fat girl is waiting 4 Bus at Bus stop.How do u descriBe this in 1 word? Think!!Itna difficult question nai. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . MOTIVATING ;-)

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