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Teacher :Tomorrow
Teacher :Tomorrow there will Be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. <Br/>Raju:No ma''m! I will not Be aBle to attend it. <Br/>Teacher :Why? <Br/>Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
Survey Subject:
Survey SuBject:In how many days a 1000 pgs Book cn B read.......? <Br/> <Br/>Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.
Patient to Doc:
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse Bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. <Br/>Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappar ki awaaz mujhe Bhi sunai di thi
U r sweet like Tom,
U r sweet like Tom, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>cute like Jerry, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Naughty like BugsBunny, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Clever like Alladin, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Strong like Popye, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>In Short, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chalte phirte cartoon hain aap...!:-D
son was filling application form.
son was filling application form. <Br/> <Br/>There was a question aBout mother tongue. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan? <Br/> <Br/>Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.
Bindas hoke Jeenay
Bindas hoke Jeenay kaTension nahin lainy kaAchy sapny dekhny kaMast life guzarny kachurail se nahin darny ka.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Boley to <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mirror nai Dekhny ka
Pathaan''s wish: when i die,
Pathaan''s wish: when i die, <Br/>I wana die like <Br/>my grandpa who died peacefuly in <Br/>his sleep not screamin like <Br/>all d passengers <Br/>in d Bus he <Br/>was driving ;->
Ek shaks naya doctor
Ek shaks naya doctor Banta hai.,doctor Banne k Baad us ne pehla opertation kiya... <Br/>operatiön theater se nikal kar kehta hai.. <Br/>"ya allah mera pehla gift kaBool karna..
I just met your duplicate
I just met your duplicate. <Br/>I swear it was you, I even called your name... <Br/>But <Br/>you ignored me and continued to eat <Br/>Banana <Br/>and <Br/>swing <Br/>on the Tree... :p
Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA
Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA Aadhi raat ko AHA Jungle mei OHO Jhari k Peeche AHA SaB se chup k OHO DaBa daBa k AHA Chus Chus k OHO Aam Kha rahe thay Ahahaha
JIN.Admi se
JIN.Admi se <Br/> <Br/>Kia huqum hai mere aaqa? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ADMI.Jin se Bola <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>mujhe aik khuBsorat larki chahiyeh <Br/> <Br/>JIN.Bola. <Br/>me kokaf ka jin hon koi <Br/>Girlz hostil ka princpal nahi.. :p
Dost dousre se
Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?" <Br/> <Br/>2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k Bal chal kar maire pas ai" <Br/> <Br/>1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaBan samBhal ke Baat karna !! ;->

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