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Mujh se kya ghalti ho gai? <Br/> <Br/>Then y r u avoiding me? <Br/> <Br/>Atleast week mein ek dafa tou yad kr liya karo <Br/> <Br/>Ur Behaviour is really hurting Me <Br/> <Br/>With Love <Br/> <Br/>ur <Br/> <Br/>BATH SOAP ;)
Wife to husBand: Stop looking at girls, u r married now. <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
BoY At Bus StoP saying 2 Girl:Dil JiGar Nazar kYa Hai Mein To TeraY LIYe Jaan B DeDo: <Br/> <Br/>Girl: Wo To Deni Hi PareGi Q k Mera Bhai "MQM" Ka Unit IncharGe Hai...!
A guy takes his wife to a footBall game for the first time. <Br/>After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game. <Br/>Oh, I really liked it, she said, But I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents. <Br/>What do you mean? <Br/>They kept screaming:Get the quarter Back! Get the quarter Back.
1 pathan ka moBile chori ho gaya. <Br/>Pathan Bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga. <Br/>Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.? <Br/>Pathan Bola moBile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..
What if Acountants start making Movies.... <Br/> <Br/>1 - Muna Bhai C.A,, <Br/> <Br/>2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,, <Br/> <Br/>3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,, <Br/> <Br/>4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,, <Br/> <Br/>5 - KaBhi Credit KaBhi DeBit,, <Br/> <Br/>6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,, <Br/> <Br/>7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,, <Br/> <Br/>8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,, <Br/> <Br/>9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,, <Br/> <Br/>10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
Q: MohaBBat Ho Jati Hai Ya Kerni Parti Hai........? <Br/> <Br/>Ans: Agar KhooBsurat Ho to Ho Jati Hai <Br/>AUr Agar Ameer Ho To Kerni Parti Hai
Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>"Phool To Bohat Hain Par GulaaB Jaisa Koi Nahi <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)
Eik andha aadmi Police mai Bharti hone gaya.. <Br/>Interview k waqt us se pocha gaya: <Br/>Ap Police mai Bharthi hoker kia karen ge.? <Br/>Andha: Mai andha dhund firing karoonga ...
Newton Suiside After Watching Pakistaani Movie <Br/> <Br/>U Know Y............? <Br/> <Br/>Shaan Had Empty Revolver <Br/>Villen Fired At Shaan <Br/>He CatcHes All The Bullets <Br/>Put It In His Revolver N Shot The Villen
Bari Mushkil Se <Br/> <Br/>Hum Aap K Liye <Br/> <Br/>Aasmaan Se Taare Torne Gaye <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>Wahan Ja Ker Yaad Aaya <Br/> <Br/>k <Br/> <Br/>Shopping Bag <Br/> <Br/>to <Br/> <Br/>Ghar Bhool Gaye
JaB Se Tum ko Dekha Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mera Raat ko <Br/> <Br/>Din Ko <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SuBha Ko Shaam ko <Br/> <Br/>Khaate Waqt <Br/> <Br/>peete Waqt <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sote Waqt <Br/> <Br/>Jaagte Waqt <Br/> <Br/>Huns Huns k Bura Haal Ho Gaya Hai............:P