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Bhikhari: SaaB 1 rupaya de do. <Br/>SaheB: Kal aana. <Br/>Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Q: Agar William Shakespeare HyderaBad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota? <Br/>Socho Socho….. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer…
3 Bacho ki ma ne 3 Bacho k Baap se shadi karli, <Br/> <Br/>hasti khelti jindgi ki BarBadi karli. <Br/> <Br/>Din ache ho gaye 3 aur Bache ho gaye, <Br/> <Br/>ek din office ki ghanti khadki. <Br/> <Br/>Aage se patni Bhadki, <Br/> <Br/>"aap vaha Bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain <Br/> <Br/>aur yahan aap k Bache aur mere Bache milke <Br/> <Br/>hamare Bacho ko peet rahe hain!"
Santa-jaB meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi <Br/> <Br/>mujhe Biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun. <Br/> <Br/>Banta-aur aB? <Br/> <Br/>Santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.
Can a woman make you a millionaire? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Yes! If you are a Billionaire. .!!
Failure is not only <Br/> <Br/>when ur girl friend leavz u. <Br/> <Br/>But Its when <Br/> <Br/>u dont try for her friend.
1 man shadi se pehle superman, <Br/>shadi ke Baad gentleman, <Br/>10 saal Baad watchman, <Br/>20 saal Baad apne hi jaal me fasa spiderman.
An amazing love story! <Br/> <Br/>Once there was a mosquito and a dog, <Br/> <Br/>who loved each other a lot. <Br/> <Br/>1 day the mosquito got excited <Br/> <Br/>& gave a love Bite to d dog. <Br/> <Br/>In response d dog also Bcame emotional <Br/> <Br/>& Bit d mosquito. <Br/> <Br/>Next day mosquito died of raBies <Br/> <Br/>& dog died of malaria. <Br/> <Br/>WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS''NT IT?
Define a true music lover? <Br/>Ans: A girl singing in a Bathroom <Br/>while taking Bath & a Boy near the keyhole <Br/>of the door is using his ears & not his eyes.
Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay? <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Nhi <Br/> <Br/>Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay? <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Nhi <Br/> <Br/>Mama: Acha Icecream? <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Nhi <Br/> <Br/>Mama: Chocolate? <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Nhi naaaaa <Br/> <Br/>Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga.....
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay.. <Br/>Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay.. <Br/>zero Balance wala koi......... <Br/>Balance chahta ho jaisay
A Boy ToLd his Friend, "Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh rahi hai" <Br/> <Br/>Frnd: Sahi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k Hans Rahi hai..