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JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA <Br/>GHUM-E-TAUHEEN SE QUBOOL NAHI AAEGA <Br/>MAQLOOL KI FITRAT HAI E KAFIR <Br/>DIMAG KI DAHI HO JAEGI PR YEH SHER SAMAJH NAHI AAEGA...
Kaun kahta hai ki Budhape mei ishq nahi hota.. <Br/>Kaun kahta hai ki Budhape mei ishq nahi hota.. <Br/> <Br/>Darasal Baat ye hai ki BUDDHO par kisiko shaq nahi hota...
Jo log chand niklnay ka intezar kar rahy hain <Br/>Un <Br/>K <Br/>Liye <Br/>Arz hai k <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>Wo aaram <Br/>Karain <Br/> <Br/>Kyon <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Mera aaj ghar <Br/>Say <Br/>Bahar <Br/>Nikalnay <Br/>Ka <Br/>Koi <Br/>Irada <Br/>Nahi....
pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>kyo? <Br/>socho? <Br/>socho? <Br/>kyonki? <Br/>kyonki thakur GABBAR ko SMS nahi karta tha!!! <Br/>AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.......
GURBAT MITAO OFFER OF ALL GREEB CUSTOMER <Br/> <Br/>easy tamam cutomers jo k nihiat gurBat ka shikar hain or un <Br/>k pass galti se moBile fone or connection hy un k liye speacail <Br/>offer hy k wo iss numBer 0321-6307893 per MISS CALL kerain <Br/>or free BALANCE hasal kerain. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>NOTE: <Br/>yeh offer un hazrat k liye hy jin ka Balance ZERO hy
Kaali ghata chayi hai, <Br/>aaj fir Biwi se maar khayi hai. <Br/>Kehti hai sudhar jao. <Br/>Par meri galti nahi, <Br/>Bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai.. ;-)
WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis Bhej dewangi. <Br/>HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan <Br/>di koshish na kar
what is the diff. B/w egyptians mummies and pakisatnimummies? <Br/>Children are afarid of egyptians mummies and fathers are afraid of <Br/>pakistani mummies
OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu. <Br/>COW _ Aey Kya Mein Bolu, <Br/>OX _ Sun, Suna, Aati Kya Gosala, <Br/>COW - Kya Karu Aake Mein Gosala, <Br/>OX _ Ghoomenge, Phirenge, Ghas <Br/>Charenge, GoBar Kahenge Or Kya ? -
Lakho log mohaBat karte hai, <Br/> <Br/>Shayad hum un jaise nahi. <Br/> <Br/>Dikhane ke liye hum Bhi <Br/> <Br/>Bana sakte haiTAJ-MAHAL, <Br/> <Br/>Magar MUMTAZ ko marne de <Br/> <Br/>hum vo SHAHJAHAN nahi.
Tum saB dost meri zindgi ho, <Br/> <Br/>aur, <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>aur, <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>aur, <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>aur, <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>aur, <Br/> <Br/>lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.
[BWen things go wrong, <Br/> <Br/>Wen sadnes fills ur Heart, <Br/> <Br/>Wen tears flow in ur eyes, <Br/> <Br/>Always say these words.... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>A ganpat chal daru la!