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SuBha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho <Br/>Din Tera .......Raat Meri Ho <Br/>Hansi Teri ......Udaasi Meri Ho <Br/>JaB Maut Aaye Tou Dost <Br/>KaBar Teri Aur LASH......... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>O. Hello <Br/>Teri Hi Ho <Br/>Meri Kion Ho.??? ;->
Raat Ko Hamesha Kapray Utaar K Sona Chahiye.../ <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Rassi Say...! <Br/>Q k Barish Ka Kuch Pata Nahi Hota.......
Democratic Difference B/w USA & PAKISTAN ... <Br/> <Br/>IN USA .. U can Kiss at puBlic Places But can''t shit . <Br/> <Br/>In PAKISTAN .. U can shit in puBlic places But can''t kiss . :)
800 Kamro ka mahal ho <Br/> <Br/>aur motiyon se saja darBar. <Br/> <Br/>Income ho arBo me aur <Br/> <Br/>200 mercedes car. <Br/> <Br/>SaB sapne me hi mil sakta hai, <Br/> <Br/>Isliye jagna hai Bekar, <Br/> <Br/>Soja mere yaar.
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzarta Jai Ga.. <Br/>Roh Ka Jism Se Rishta Toot Jai Ga.. <Br/> <Br/>ABhi Waqt Hai 2,4 sms Kar Do..! <Br/>Kal Ka Kia Pata Kis Ka MoBile Cheen Jai Ga.../
Teacher- A ke Baad kya aata hai..? <Br/> <Br/>Student- A ke Baad?....kya Bolti tu!!!
<Br/>Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.........???? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SocHo......???? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Nahi Pata....!!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Uff Kitni Gandi Soch Hai Tumhari <Br/>Kuch Nahi Bas Muunh Band Hota Hai......... ;->
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm <Br/>B''coz AC doesn''t work & motherly Because Air hostesses are aBove 50.
Why Is Love Mariage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage.....??? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>B''coz A Known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost.......... ;->
"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe==" <Br/> <Br/>Gham Ko Karo Delete <Br/>Khushi Ko Karo Save <Br/> <Br/>Rishton Ko karo Recharge <Br/>Dosti Ko karo Download <Br/> <Br/>Dushmani Ko Karo Erase <Br/>Sach Ka Karo Broadcast <Br/> <Br/>Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off <Br/>Tention Ko Karo Not RechargeaBle <Br/> <Br/>Pyar Ki karo InComing On <Br/>Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off <Br/> <Br/>Lanuage Ko Karo Control <Br/>Hansi Ka Karo OutBox Full <Br/> <Br/>Aansu Ka Karo InBox Khaali <Br/>Gusse Ko karo Hold <Br/> <Br/>Muskan Karo Send <Br/>Help Ko Karo Ok <Br/> <Br/>Self Ko karo Autolock <Br/>Dil Ko Karo ViBerate <Br/> <Br/>Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->
Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: hw CAn u say dat? <Br/> <Br/>Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->
Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha <Br/>Sher-Jutt <Br/>Cheeta-Rajput <Br/>Hathi-Butt <Br/>ZeBra-MAlik <Br/>Khota-Pathan <Br/>Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan