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I''m Sorry Yar, <Br/>Aaj Tak Mene Tujhe Avoid Kia, <Br/>Kai Bar Tujhse Baat Nai Ki, <Br/>Tujhse Hath Nai Milaya, <Br/>Sorry Yar Mujhe Pata Nai Tha Ki "AIDS" Chhune Se Nai Phailta.....
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, trouBles and lighten your Burden.. <Br/>Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, But i don''t have any worries or trouBles.. <Br/>Girl: well that is Because we aren''t married yet....
Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay say ap SHIKARI nahi Ban jaogay....... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Theek usi tarah.../ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2-3 sms karnay say aap BHIKARI nahi Ban jao gay.....
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh aBhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath... <Br/>Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? <Br/>Aisa Bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho.....
Some Translations in Urdu...!! <Br/> <Br/>Wassup BaBe..? <Br/>= <Br/>Munni,upar kya hai..? <Br/> <Br/>Listen Buddy,dat chick is mine..! <Br/>= <Br/>Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..! <Br/> <Br/>R u nuts..? <Br/>= <Br/>Kya aap akhrot hain..? <Br/> <Br/>Rock da party..! <Br/>= <Br/>Patthar maro jashan mein..! <Br/> <Br/>Lets hangout.., <Br/>= <Br/>Chalo Bahar lataktey hain.....
Why Pakistan is not progressing ...? <Br/> <Br/>Because out of Population of 16 Crore ... <Br/> <Br/>-4 crore retired. <Br/>-2 Crore in State Govt. <Br/>-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work) <Br/>-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan) <Br/>-2 crore are under 5 yrs. <Br/>-3 crore are unemployed. <Br/>-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals. <Br/>-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail. <Br/> <Br/>- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME.. <Br/> <Br/>- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS.. <Br/> <Br/>- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....
Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ... <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/>...GhuBara phatay tu THaaa Hoti ha :)
There''s a small gap Between confidence and over-confidence . <Br/> <Br/>You can kiss your girlfriend its Confidence .. Only you can kiss your girldfriend is Over-Confidence
Partition was Due in 1930 But Huee 1947 <Br/> <Br/>Main Reason : <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!
Packing Start Ker do <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Phir Na Kehna K Bataya Nahi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ABhi 15 - 20 Dim Hain <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ramzaan Ka chaand Nazar Aate Hi Aap Ko Ek Month K Liye Band Ker Dia Jaye Ga...... :p
It''s MOONSOON <Br/>& <Br/>I''m Sure... U must Be Very Happy <Br/>U Must B Feelimg Like Goimg Out.. Drench.... Sing Songs ........... Splash Water & Find Sum 1 Special..... <Br/> <Br/>RyTe..??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Isn''t It.....??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Every Frog Feels De Same.... ;->
Kanjoosi Ki Zindagi Kia Jeena <Br/>KaBhi Humari Terha Bhi Jiya Karo <Br/>Roz Mere Sms Parh K Sharam Nahi Aati <Br/>KaBhi Khud Bhi Sms Kia Karo...... ;->