B SMS Messages22988 messages

Agar koi aj <Br/>k din ap se <Br/>kahe k <Br/>AP KHUBSURAT HO, <Br/>SMART HO <Br/>GENIUS HO <Br/>tu <Br/>rakh <Br/>k <Br/>stupid k moo per thapper do <Br/>Q k wo <Br/> <Br/>AuGusT k maheney <Br/>mein <Br/> <Br/>APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai.............
Ek Bar ik ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki BaBa <Br/>Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur Beta dono chal diye. Parvat <Br/>par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee <Br/>to ladka Bola. <Br/>"" ya khuda teri khudai, apni te milli nahi Bapu di vi gvai ".
Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter. <Br/> <Br/>Daughter: I want to do BBA. <Br/> <Br/>Father: what is that? <Br/> <Br/>Dghtr:''B''oyfrnd ki <Br/> <Br/>''B''ike par <Br/> <Br/>''A''sh!!!!!
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears, <Br/>wen i m woried no 1 c my pain, <Br/>wen i m happy no 1 c my smile <Br/> <Br/>lekin <Br/> <Br/>sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to saB dekh lete hai..
Aaj mene 1jaan Bachai. <Br/>Vo aise Bachai <Br/>Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega? <Br/>wo Bola.. <Br/>khushi se mar jaunga. <Br/>Mene kaha.. <Br/>ja <Br/>nahi deta...!
Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai <Br/> <Br/>|| <Br/>|| <Br/>|| <Br/>|| <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>danda hai, sir pe maro na taB akal thikane ayegi, dusmani me Bhi gift chaiye.!
A man speaks frantically into the phone, <Br/> <Br/>"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" <Br/> <Br/>"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. <Br/> <Br/>"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husBand!"
"Doctor, doctor, will I Be aBle to play the violin after the operation?" <Br/> <Br/>"Yes, of course..." <Br/> <Br/>"Great! I never could Before!"
Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Phone Kia.. Wahan Se JawaB Aaya.. "The NumBer U''ve Dialed Is not Responding At The Moment" <Br/>Pathan Bola: Koi Baat Nahi Baaji, Usko Bolna Hum Baad Main Phon Kare Ga.... ;->
RaBBa Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko <Br/> <Br/>Mujhe Chahe Sukh Ka Pahar Dede... <Br/> <Br/>Ghoome Nayi Cycle Pe Dost Mera <Br/> <Br/>Mujhe Bhale Hi Purani Si Mecedes Car Dede.. ;->
Suno.............. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mehsoos Karo <Br/> <Br/>Badal Ki Garaj <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bijli Ki Chamak <Br/> <Br/>Baarish Ki Ek Ek Boond <Br/> <Br/>Tum Se <Br/> <Br/>Cheekh Cheekh K <Br/> <Br/>Keh Rahi Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ABaY Naha Le Gandey Aadmi......... ;->
What''s The Difference Between P|easur & Torture.................? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>P|easure Is Thinking Of U <Br/>& <Br/>Torture Is Thinking Of U Too MucH.......... :p